Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
We have discovered that our new dog has a Special Secret Ninja fighting style. She demonstrates it with great enthusiasm at the dog park on all comers. Her style involves putting her big giant head under her (always much larger) opponent until she knocks them over, then quickly turning around and sitting on their head.
Very funny to watch.
I read "jokes in poor taste" and it felt like a shout-out. So, hey!
This is generally the way it works in non-fighty dog/cat households, especially after the first time the dog gets a fully unclawed paw across the snout.
I was living in a household with TWELVE cats, when a large dog was added to the mix. The dog scared the crap out of all the cats, and was enjoying chasing them throughout the house.
Until he got to my cat. My cat popped him in the nose so hard, he ran and hid for two days.
My cat was, like several of us with The Humans, not terribly fond of The Other Animals.
That's hilarious, Robin. My dog's secret fighting style is to lie on his back, appearing all submissive, and taking down other dogs from that position. I can't believe he gets away with it.
Owen is just adorable.
My dog's secret fighting style is to lie on his back, appearing all submissive, and taking down other dogs from that position. I can't believe he gets away with it.
Yeah, that works really REALLY well...
Um...
I've heard...
Makes me wonder how important that "every day" thing is.
I think it depends on your teeth, honestly. Unfortunately, not all teeth are created equally good.
Did that sentence make any sense?
Yeah, I actually floss about once a week, but my teeth are always better than the BF's, who flosses everyday. Luck of the draw.
I think it depends on your teeth, honestly. Unfortunately, not all teeth are created equally good.
Did that sentence make any sense?
As someone who got crap luck when drawing her teeth, yes.
I can't believe we're still talking about dental hygiene. I floss when it occurs to me, which is usually following red meat and/or spinach. But I do brush every day with an electric brush (not a SonicCare, b/c they're 'spensive, but a perfectly nice Oral B).
Every dentist I've ever been to has told me that my gums are receding and that I need IMMEDIATE DENTAL CARE OMGNOWNOWNOW!!! This has been happening for at least fifteen years, during which I have never had a single toothache, cavity, or any other dental issue. At some point, I'd like a dentist to look at my teeth and say, "Huh, your gums don't come up as far as other people's. Interesting." Because after a decade and a half, I just don't buy that the sky is falling anymore. Yes, I've got plaque. No, my teeth will not fall out.
This office is exhausting. I can't wait to go back to my regular desk tomorrow. (Fingers crossed.)