Mostly, I can't wait to beat up the guy in the puffy suit.

It's all about the simple pleasures.

It's all about the simple pleasures.

A puffy suit guys gave me one of the greatest compliments of my life when I was assisting an Impact class a couple of years ago. He said I kicked harder than anybody else in the class. (He just said it to me, he didn't make anybody else feel bad by saying it.) I'm not a very athletic person and I was never the strongest fighter in any class so it really meant a lot to me.

YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!

The Model Mugging trainers came in and worked with some of our black belt instructors. Apparently it was instructional for both parties -- the MM people weren't used to that level of KILLKILLKILL, and the krav people weren't used to the idea of verbal defense, plus some of the rape scenarios were more stressful than anything we do normally.

They showed the rest of the instructors the tapes last week. I ... I cried. It was so beautiful. I'm tearing up right now -- watching the instructors tear into the attackers, and hearing them say "It worked. The stuff we're teaching was reflexive. And! We got to beat the crap out of them!" gave us all chills. God, and we laughed too. The looks of fierce determination, the tricksy stuff, and the just plain grab-and-headbutt or "count the groin strikes" -- I'm getting chills right now.

Sadly, the seminars we're going to offer feature our instructors in the suits, and they need to get practice being hit by newbies before they let us more experienced folk whale on them.

I mean, I adore improv -- it's my favourite form of comedy. But I will be instantaneously sullen and destructive if someone exhorts me to participate in any way other than giving notes.

This is SO me.

some of the rape scenarios were more stressful than anything we do normally.

Fascinating. Death is fine, six attackers in a dark alley is fine, being drunk is fine, but rape is Too Much.

I am paying the actors to be on the other side of the stage. Really. If I wanted to be a performer, I'd be off doing civic theater. I am not a performer. I am a performee.

But I will be instantaneously sullen and destructive if someone exhorts me to participate in any way other than giving notes.

This usually me, but I ADORED getting asked up onstage at Ricky Jay's show and sitting at a table with him while he dealt a rigged poker game. All that card genius is even cooler close up!

Okay, I take it back. To watch Ricky Jay up close, I would do ANYTHING.

Was this in LA, Robin, or did you fly to New York?

I just had to send a snarky letter to the editor regarding a review of Bride and Prejudice in a local paper. The reviewer referred to the film as a "welcome rendition of Victorian literature".

I think sex is more complicated than death.

Hell, we'll all die some day, but not everyone manages to get laid.

Then you take sex, and change it into a power play?

::shivers::