-giggles-
Joke is good.
'Same Time, Same Place'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-giggles-
Joke is good.
Buff Diving: Look! I was funny once!
Aimée: The Snickers is proof that God loves us.
The Double Chin is proof that God's love is a tough love.
Is $600,000 a sum that lenders actually expect to get paid off? Or is it a number that gets shuttled around to various owners as people move in and out of places?
I think in this day and age, it's usually shuffled around. Of course, if you stay in one place for 30 years, it'll be paid off (assuming a 30 year mortgage). I've heard figures like 7-10 years as the average time a homeowner stays in one place. We've been here for 4, and I'd like to be able to sell and move to a better house in 2-3. I don't have the figures on me for what we'd still owe on the house at that point (right now, we owe about $190k on the thing), just that we should, at that point, have enough between equity and saved money to purchase something in the 300-350k range. Which would still get us a fixer, just a fixer in a better part of town.
"Why can't the Buddha vacuum under his sofa?"
"Because he has no attachments."
It took me YEARS to get the "Make me one with everything" joke. Years.
Me = dumkopf.
Steph doesn't get the Zen jokes and I don't realize songs are about sex until 15+ years later.
This is why we are friends.
Or not. *pout*
I was off Buff-diving like all the cool kids in Natter!
SUUUURE!
I am feeling old and grumpy. A friend is in town and he was visiting with other friends all day. We were all supposed to go out to dinner tonight. Apparently they got involved with something--knowing them, something with a high alcohol contect--and forgot to call me until now, when they called from the restaurant, all apologetic. It's 8:45 and I'm tired and hungry and not dressed, so I said, "I'll just see you next time." Somehow I feel like I should have risen to the occasion, but pbbbbtt.
Nope, I think you need to take two (alcoholic drinks) and lie down until the urge to be high-minded goes away.