I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Mar 13, 2005 4:33:41 pm PST #6364 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

ION, I *love* HGTV. My fave shows are "Generation: Renovation," "House Hunters, and "Designed to Sell." So fun. Maybe it's just me. I believe I rambled on about this last Sunday night too... I can't help it! I have the fever!

Those shows are addictive, aren't they? I love things like "Clean Sweep" and "How Clean is Your House" as well.

ION, my stomach feels all oogy. Really oogy.


beathen - Mar 13, 2005 7:09:37 pm PST #6365 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Drive-by meara:

Dear God, is there anything more demoralizing than browsing personal ads?

I went to a women’s expo this today and there was actually a booth for matchmaker.com. I didn’t know what to think about that so I kept walking.

~ma for Susan’s family

Congrats to Aimée on the audition, to Joe for the new job & the cutest baby ever!

Congrats to Sean on the new nephew!

You know, I keep forgetting to say hi to StuntHusband as well. So hello and welcome!

Ditto. Welcome StuntHusband!

(sorry for the shortness and if I forgot anyone. I was trying to catch up on 350 posts before heading to bed. Night all!)

(exclamation points brought to you by the letter “P” and the number “3”)


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:22:31 pm PST #6366 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Cold.

Snot.

Bleargh.

Theraflu.

BUT no work tomorrow.


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:23:20 pm PST #6367 of 10001

What is a women's expo?

Why no work tomorrow, Erin? I'm jealous!!

OK, what's a good way to email someone, ask them out, and leave them a graceful out?


Jen - Mar 13, 2005 7:24:25 pm PST #6368 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

meara, you don't have to email me. You already know I'll go out with you.

I was at work for 17 hours today. That's just too many hours. But my paycheck, she will be mighty.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:25:21 pm PST #6369 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Spring Break. Thank jeebus, cause I am dripping snot faster than Pompeii dripped lava.

And "I would love to meet you sometime for a drink! I know your life is crazy right now -- do you have a break anytime soon?"


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:25:50 pm PST #6370 of 10001

Sexy lady, you make me smile. :) It's the OTHER Virgo-I'm-wanting-to-make-out-with, besides you, though!

Obviously, she'd be SILLY to say no. But just in case she's that dumb, I want it to be easy.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:27:05 pm PST #6371 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Quit trash-talking me, meara!

This Virgo is netiher dumb or silly. I would totally go out with you --except for the not-gay, not DC thing.


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:38:15 pm PST #6372 of 10001

Dear god, I forgot Erin was a Virgo too! I guess I should be more specific--the other girl-born-on-Aug-29-besides-Jen-and-me, that I want to make out with. :)

See? There are all these hot buffistas except they're not gay, and they're not in DC. USELESS!

I have no reason to believe she's crazy busy. (Though someone should totally use that line on me, that would work, often) I suppose I could make up something about her work schedule (she works retail, so it could, in theory, be that she's always working when I'm free, or something. But that sounds kinda lame...)


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:44:55 pm PST #6373 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You could just be honest: I'd love to get together with you soon. If this sounds good, great! If not, well, that disappointing, but I'll still like you fine.