Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:23:20 pm PST #6367 of 10001

What is a women's expo?

Why no work tomorrow, Erin? I'm jealous!!

OK, what's a good way to email someone, ask them out, and leave them a graceful out?


Jen - Mar 13, 2005 7:24:25 pm PST #6368 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

meara, you don't have to email me. You already know I'll go out with you.

I was at work for 17 hours today. That's just too many hours. But my paycheck, she will be mighty.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:25:21 pm PST #6369 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Spring Break. Thank jeebus, cause I am dripping snot faster than Pompeii dripped lava.

And "I would love to meet you sometime for a drink! I know your life is crazy right now -- do you have a break anytime soon?"


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:25:50 pm PST #6370 of 10001

Sexy lady, you make me smile. :) It's the OTHER Virgo-I'm-wanting-to-make-out-with, besides you, though!

Obviously, she'd be SILLY to say no. But just in case she's that dumb, I want it to be easy.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:27:05 pm PST #6371 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Quit trash-talking me, meara!

This Virgo is netiher dumb or silly. I would totally go out with you --except for the not-gay, not DC thing.


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:38:15 pm PST #6372 of 10001

Dear god, I forgot Erin was a Virgo too! I guess I should be more specific--the other girl-born-on-Aug-29-besides-Jen-and-me, that I want to make out with. :)

See? There are all these hot buffistas except they're not gay, and they're not in DC. USELESS!

I have no reason to believe she's crazy busy. (Though someone should totally use that line on me, that would work, often) I suppose I could make up something about her work schedule (she works retail, so it could, in theory, be that she's always working when I'm free, or something. But that sounds kinda lame...)


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:44:55 pm PST #6373 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You could just be honest: I'd love to get together with you soon. If this sounds good, great! If not, well, that disappointing, but I'll still like you fine.


meara - Mar 13, 2005 7:48:16 pm PST #6374 of 10001

Good lord, first I have to drag up courage, and then you want honesty, too?? This is sounding like a crazy thing to attempt, man. I don't know if I've got all that in me.

But I suppose honesty might be the way to go. Eek. We'll see--maybe if I get bored at work tomorrow, I'll try to start crafting something.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:54:24 pm PST #6375 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

See, the thing with courage and honesty, is that it's exponential.

Every time you expend it, it comes back to you twofold.


Strix - Mar 13, 2005 7:55:55 pm PST #6376 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And, yo, you like this girl? She should be able to sense and respect courage and honesty better than a well-crafted line. Well-crafted lines are cheap and plentiful.

Cute girls that are real and brave? RARE.