Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Mar 11, 2005 7:43:08 pm PST #6141 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

'Tis OK, Gar. The only time I remember posting about it was around the election, so if it fits in with your time frame, then you are not losing your mind.

If it doesn't, then I make no claims, express or implied, as to your mental health.


Aims - Mar 11, 2005 7:52:53 pm PST #6142 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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New Baby Pictures!!


Rio - Mar 11, 2005 7:53:42 pm PST #6143 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Holy shit, Aimee, she's beautiful. She looks just like both of you.


Emily - Mar 11, 2005 7:54:32 pm PST #6144 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My god, Aimee. That kid... I mean, really, babies are always cute, but most of them look pretty much the same to me (admittedly not much of a baby person). But Emma has such a distinctive and personality-full face!

Plus, you know, GOR-GEOUS.


Aims - Mar 11, 2005 7:58:11 pm PST #6145 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks. I never get tired of looking at her. Poor thing didn't take a nap this afternoon. She's passed out in the swing and has been for 3 hours!!


sj - Mar 11, 2005 8:10:02 pm PST #6146 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just posted this in Natter; but it cannot be said to much what a pretty little girl you have.


Aims - Mar 11, 2005 8:10:59 pm PST #6147 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want to say it in every thread.


Susan W. - Mar 11, 2005 8:18:17 pm PST #6148 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Ah, well do I remember the days of putting the baby in the swing when nothing else would make her sleep! She's very pretty, Aimee.

Today at BRU I got Annabel two sundresses. I figure one will be Easter and the other for her birthday party. Which I need to get invitations out for.


sj - Mar 11, 2005 8:19:53 pm PST #6149 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Birthday party for Annabel already? Man that went by quick.


Polter-Cow - Mar 11, 2005 8:20:01 pm PST #6150 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Brenda has a new tag. Yay for Aims and Joe!

Okay, so I was walking home, and at the corner of State and Liberty, I run into this guy probably in his mid-to-late forties. I promise you this conversation actually happened.

"Excuse me, do you know where Autbar is?"
"Autbar? I don't think I've ever heard of it. Is it like 'out'-'bar'?"
"It's A-U-T, actually."
"Yeah...I have no idea."
"It's a gay bar, I guess you don't hang around those places."
"No."
"You might try down the street, at the Necto. They have a Pride Night, I think; someone there might know."
"Are you at the U of M?"
"Yeah, a grad student."
"What have you taken up?"
"Pharmacology."
"An invited professor and his girlfriend asked me to come down from Traverse City; I'm from Traverse City."
"..."
"This professor and his girlfriend, they're pretty wild. They go to some wild parties, with everyone getting blow jobs."
"..."
"Have you been to those kinds of parties?"
"No."
"Don't care for them, or just never been?"
"Just never been."
"Do you like women, do you like wild women?"
"Yeah, sure...so you might try down the street at the Necto..."
"I have a car here, so I'll stay here."

And then I walked away as fast as I could before I ended up at some wild party getting blow jobs from wild wom--hold on a second. I suck.