I went straight to a Junior Bunk place
I'm thinking -- is that like a bunk with mash notes instead of porny thoughts?
But I'm okay now.
I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Cordelia ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 11, 2005 8:13:43 am PST #5892 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nicole - Mar 11, 2005 8:14:46 am PST #5893 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Has mayo ready for Lee's visit. Just in case...
Gudanov - Mar 11, 2005 8:14:58 am PST #5894 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
buy ALL THE SWISS CHEESE IN THE WORLD
You realize that would cost $783,231,954.23.
Maria - Mar 11, 2005 8:15:45 am PST #5895 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I'm thinking -- is that like a bunk with mash notes instead of porny thoughts?
Thank you, ita. That's the first good laugh I've had all day.
Nicole - Mar 11, 2005 8:15:52 am PST #5896 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Unless you go to Costco. Then it's only $783,200,332.04.
Gudanov - Mar 11, 2005 8:16:51 am PST #5897 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Unless you go to Costco. Then it's only $783,200,332.04.
Good point. They also will sell it to you all in one box.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2005 8:20:00 am PST #5898 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Unless you go to Costco. Then it's only $783,200,332.04.
Second note to self: RENEW COSTCO MEMBERSHIP in order to get the best deal on SWISS CHEESE.
erikaj - Mar 11, 2005 8:20:30 am PST #5899 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I know...hate her, too.
Want to see the Kay Howard "You should see what the other guy looked like," version.
"We can't find the gun, but what's the wrinkled object on the sergeant's belt?"
"That area bleeds a lot. He won't get far, Gee."
brenda m - Mar 11, 2005 8:23:50 am PST #5900 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It was kind of satisfying how the whole incident became "The Beat-Down" with capital letters you could hear. Nobody would've dared to pull that shit with Howard.
beekaytee - Mar 11, 2005 8:25:34 am PST #5901 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
What do you do with a fuckupigus?
The fuckupingest fuckupigus?
[mercifully edited too-long detail rant deleted here]
One of the Inn co-owners who takes my dog out in the morning tells me this morning that he can't actually take Bartleby out [see detail deletion above]...I need to pick him up at the fellow's house instead.
I go, after a very long shift at the Inn, to find that Bartleby and Bob are wandering, unsupervised at the door to the street. NOT, as they should be, in the fellow's apartment.
THIS, after the incredibly painfull two weeks of my landlord's dog going missing and being miraculously found.
What I didn't say to him? "If Bartleby had been lost due to your fuckupedness...well...you have no idea to what lengths I would go to make you suffer."
Not so come over all Rambo, but I'm seriously spending time thinking about ways to cause pain and misery.
I'd better take a nap.