The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2005 7:57:19 am PST #5884 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Go Aimee! Go Nora!

RAHRAHRAH! SIS BOOM BAH!


Ginger - Mar 11, 2005 7:59:45 am PST #5885 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

They're speculating about how he got the gun. Apparently this was in the old courthouse, which doesn't have holding cells. This judge usually used this courtroom because it's larger. The defendant waits in the jury room and then is taken into the courtroom. They were transitioning from a civil trial to the criminal trial. The deputy whose gun was taken was female and she may have been the only deputy in the room at the time. She was shot in the face, but is expected to survive.


Steph L. - Mar 11, 2005 8:01:14 am PST #5886 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Which, I confess, I still don't understand. If it's low-tech, how is it cyberpunk?

Tep, I'll throw some cyberpunk into your package from Lee.

I also expect cash in large denominations, and a GREAT BIG SHINY GOLD STAR.


Cashmere - Mar 11, 2005 8:05:26 am PST #5887 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I was just reading about the Chicago judge whose husband and mother were killed by a crazy defendant in the paper this morning and now this Atlanta shooting. How the fuck do you get the gun from the deputy, though? Surely they've got to be trained to prevent that from happening. It's the only gun in the courtroom, so they have to be conscious that it's a possibility.

It only takes a split second for the deputy to drop their guard. We had something similar happen here a few years ago. But this guy was faking paralysis. They sent him to court in a wheel chair, no handcuffs with ONE female deputy. He jumped up, pistol whipped her, car-jacked an 18 year-old kid at the paying a traffic ticket. He later shot the kid in the head. And this guy had been on parole for killing a man in Cleveland 20 or so years ago.

Feh. Some people are just fucking evil.


erikaj - Mar 11, 2005 8:06:30 am PST #5888 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, my God, Deputy Sheppard?(/inappropriate Homicide Reference) That happened to her...Meldrick had to save her sorry ass but on TV I don't think anyone else ended up at risk.(Except the risk that comes when Meldrick saves your ass.)


Lee - Mar 11, 2005 8:06:53 am PST #5889 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Note to self: Make sure you lose Teppy's present.

Second note to self: remember to take off the star before you get to Cincinatti.


Steph L. - Mar 11, 2005 8:10:46 am PST #5890 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Note to self: before Lee arrives, buy ALL THE SWISS CHEESE IN THE WORLD.


brenda m - Mar 11, 2005 8:12:02 am PST #5891 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Erika, I went straight to a Junior Bunk place when that story came out this morning. (I think I've blocked Shepard from my mind. Until now, thank you very much.)

Oh, and I totally just realized while typing this that Junior Bunk was Mekhi Pfeiffer.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2005 8:13:43 am PST #5892 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I went straight to a Junior Bunk place

I'm thinking -- is that like a bunk with mash notes instead of porny thoughts?

But I'm okay now.


Nicole - Mar 11, 2005 8:14:46 am PST #5893 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Has mayo ready for Lee's visit. Just in case...