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Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Cashmere - Mar 10, 2005 12:23:59 pm PST #5688 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

My day did get better. Instead of succumbing to dispair, I broke down the tasks I had to do and actually got most of them done!

buy lamps
buy coasters
buy formula
do laundry
~~buy a doorknob~~ (that just looks funny any way you spell it)
~~tidy up~~

Aims - Mar 10, 2005 12:30:35 pm PST #5689 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

A tenant in our building has started hiring Oompa-Loompa's.

t /being catty

tommyrot - Mar 10, 2005 12:32:52 pm PST #5690 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A tenant in our building has started hiring Oompa-Loompa's.

Are they singing strangely catchy songs extolling various virtues?

-t - Mar 10, 2005 12:35:50 pm PST #5691 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Keep your eyes open for teh river of chocolate.

Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 12:37:02 pm PST #5692 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

A tenant in our building has started hiring Oompa-Loompa's.

If a man in a top hat and wine velvet frock coat goes by, would you please send him my way?

Lee - Mar 10, 2005 12:45:03 pm PST #5693 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Jilli, as someone in Aimee's building, you can have Gene Wilder, but if Depp shows up, there ain't no freaking way.

Sorry.

Aims - Mar 10, 2005 12:48:24 pm PST #5694 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

And as an employee of the owners of thebuilding, it *is* a security risk to let a soon-to-be ex-employee of a tenant have access to Johnny Depp, so I'll be taking him.

Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 12:48:40 pm PST #5695 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, as someone in Aimee's building, you can have Gene Wilder, but if Depp shows up, there ain't no freaking way.

Sorry.

sighs

Fine. If it is Depp, can you at least send me the hat, frock coat, and walking stick?

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 12:49:52 pm PST #5696 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it is Depp, can you at least send me the hat, frock coat, and walking stick?

I think you should take all his clothes.

SailAweigh - Mar 10, 2005 12:54:53 pm PST #5697 of 10001

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

And then put him in a bathtub. On ita's website. Or maybe, just without clothes on ita's website.

goes to a dreamy place for a while

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