A tenant in our building has started hiring Oompa-Loompa's.
If a man in a top hat and wine velvet frock coat goes by, would you please send him my way?
I'm all up in the law now, but damn it feels good to get my violence on.
Gunn ,'Unleashed'
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Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 12:37:02 pm PST #5692 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Lee - Mar 10, 2005 12:45:03 pm PST #5693 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Jilli, as someone in Aimee's building, you can have Gene Wilder, but if Depp shows up, there ain't no freaking way.
Sorry.
Aims - Mar 10, 2005 12:48:24 pm PST #5694 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And as an employee of the owners of thebuilding, it *is* a security risk to let a soon-to-be ex-employee of a tenant have access to Johnny Depp, so I'll be taking him.
Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 12:48:40 pm PST #5695 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, as someone in Aimee's building, you can have Gene Wilder, but if Depp shows up, there ain't no freaking way.
Sorry.
sighs
Fine. If it is Depp, can you at least send me the hat, frock coat, and walking stick?
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 12:49:52 pm PST #5696 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If it is Depp, can you at least send me the hat, frock coat, and walking stick?
I think you should take all his clothes.
SailAweigh - Mar 10, 2005 12:54:53 pm PST #5697 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
And then put him in a bathtub. On ita's website. Or maybe, just without clothes on ita's website.
goes to a dreamy place for a while
StuntHusband - Mar 10, 2005 1:14:55 pm PST #5698 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
I won't enter into a screaming fingernail fight with Jilli (I'll lose, BTW, but I'll give it a damn good try) over Depp's frock coat. She's still a little sore over the one I got off the wall at Fritzi Ritzi years and years ago that fits me but not her because I don't have her bust.
(In reality, it's a Christian school-uniform overcoat for a teenaged girl, circa 1960. The shoulders are a bit narrow, but I'm Edwardian in shape (i.e. asthmatic and scrawny), the sleeves are precisely the right length, and the hem hits me in the back of the knees. It's absolutely perfect, and Jilli almost killed me at the store.)
I'm hideously jealous, however - men's fashions tend to be so bland, while women get to wear corsets and huge hats and gorgeous dresses.
I don't do drag, so cross-dressing doesn't appeal...but I wish men had fabulous men's clothing comparable to Victoriana.
- sigh*
Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 1:27:54 pm PST #5699 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
She's still a little sore over the one I got off the wall at Fritzi Ritzi years and years ago that fits me but not her because I don't have her bust.
hisses
Yes, I still sulk about that occasionally.
Betsy HP - Mar 10, 2005 1:28:00 pm PST #5700 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I don't do drag, so cross-dressing doesn't appeal...but I wish men had fabulous men's clothing comparable to Victoriana.
Victorian uniforms.
Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 1:34:54 pm PST #5701 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Victorian uniforms.
Yes, but if Alex wears Victorian uniforms, then his Evil Overlord Complex kicks in, and he starts ordering everyone to make Infernal Devices. Which is difficult when he won't let you near the sharp objects.