I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Mar 10, 2005 9:32:59 am PST #5636 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Just for fun, here is a chunk of text from an article I'm editing right now:

I like all of you too much to subject you to snippets of what I'm editing right now. Not to mention that I'm probably not allowed to talk about it outside of the Evil Empire.

t thwump

I would like the 'pre' part of my PMS to be over with now, thank you. Even if it does mean that when I pack for the fancy goth event this weekend I will have to make sure I have tampons and muscle relaxants.


Betsy HP - Mar 10, 2005 9:33:44 am PST #5637 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

In the ongoing "And what planet exactly did you come from?" trial, Michael Jackson showed up at court, late, in his pajamas.


DavidS - Mar 10, 2005 9:34:23 am PST #5638 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

erika, here's a resource for you: Your PI News Blogspot. I see this woman, Tamara Thompson, profiled in a local paper. She's a private investigator and this is her blog for the business. It's nuts and bolts stuff, but she's got lots of good links as well.

But this one's even better, Johnny Angel's Outlaw column, which used to run in the LA Weekly. Beautiful little real life portraits of criminals and how they do their jobs. This one links to a Fixer, but you can root around in the LA Weekly archives for his other stuff.


erikaj - Mar 10, 2005 9:34:24 am PST #5639 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

But it looks like "disheveled" unless it's disheveled. Which is why I like your version. Hecubus, you're a god among men, in case I've not said that lately. (My god, my life would be easier if I wrote "Wheeltracks In The Sand" sometimes. At least till my fans found out about this place.)


Laura - Mar 10, 2005 9:35:12 am PST #5640 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Michael Jackson showed up at court, late, in his pajamas.

But had he showered? Or cold showered?


Aims - Mar 10, 2005 9:37:04 am PST #5641 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Or cold showered?

t bites back really gross, inappropriate joke


Polter-Cow - Mar 10, 2005 9:38:10 am PST #5642 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ew!


Gudanov - Mar 10, 2005 9:38:41 am PST #5643 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I caught up on Daily Shows last night and was pretty amazed by the court-room reenactments.


-t - Mar 10, 2005 9:40:05 am PST #5644 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

bites back really gross, inappropriate joke

t laughs like loon

Sometimes that's all it takes.


Lyra Jane - Mar 10, 2005 9:41:10 am PST #5645 of 10001
Up with the sun

I'll have to bring my A game, though, as opposed to B plus like today.

If Sgt. Randy is a PIO, you can bring your C- game and it will be fine -- his job is answering questions. Seriously. Crazy, annoying people don't wonder if they're being crazy and annoying, so worrying so much proves you are neither.

And about MJ ... are we sure it's literal pajamas, or could it be just pajama-looking wide pants? His style sense would certaiinly allow for the latter.