Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - Mar 09, 2005 12:50:00 pm PST #5473 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'm thinking about it. I figure you can't get much lower-impact.


Atropa - Mar 09, 2005 12:50:54 pm PST #5474 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Has anyone ever here tried belly dancing?

Yep. I really liked it, and would dearly love to take classes again. I've tried a couple of belly dance work out videos, and found the voice-over woman *very* annoying. V-O Lady: "How are you doing? (pause for two beats) You're doing great!"

Jilli: (gasping, wheezing) "I am not. Hate you. Hate hate hate."


Strix - Mar 09, 2005 12:52:34 pm PST #5475 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I did the one with the twins -- Neena and Veena, something like that.

"Bellydancing for Beginners."

And they have these pretty clothes, and do little dances at the beginning and the end you can just watch and try to do.


Atropa - Mar 09, 2005 12:55:14 pm PST #5476 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I did the one with the twins -- Neena and Veena, something like that.

"Bellydancing for Beginners."

Yep, Neena and Veena. Just don't use the Cardio/Fat Burning one from their line unless you like swearing at the voice-over lady.


Betsy HP - Mar 09, 2005 1:03:03 pm PST #5477 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Jilli: (gasping, wheezing) "I am not. Hate you. Hate hate hate."

Jilli is me. I HATE perky exercisers.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 1:04:16 pm PST #5478 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nov 12, 1978, New York City. Scorpio, Aries rising, some other stuff in the other houses.

Ah, well in that case, no.

Also, my best friend and I took lessons, and went to the advanced class, which turned out to be not as fun becausee some girl in the class did all the seminars and extra classes and stuff and so would talk endlessly about herself.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2005 1:08:43 pm PST #5479 of 10001
brillig

I might try tapes or CDs or find a book with the basic moves and practice in the bedroom. The living room is too crowded to be workout friendly. I don't know if I have the mentality to go to classes and have to associate with local women. (Why, yes, I have been accused before of disliking women.) Though it would solve the problem of not wanting to do it where Hubby can see me and say "You're doing it wrong." He just wants to help, you know.


Atropa - Mar 09, 2005 1:10:30 pm PST #5480 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Though it would solve the problem of not wanting to do it where Hubby can see me and say "You're doing it wrong." He just wants to help, you know.

Ah, yes. Pete tried to be helpful like that, too. I told him once he used the video to exercise and could mimic the dancers perfectly, then he could offer helpful criticism.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 1:16:47 pm PST #5481 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I might try tapes or CDs or find a book with the basic moves and practice in the bedroom.

I would do tapes before cds, you really need to see the moves.


Cashmere - Mar 09, 2005 1:23:40 pm PST #5482 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cashmere, tell them you want a new one, and that's that. They'll replace it. If they offer to "fix" it, refuse, and say they need to give you a new one that isn't messed up.

I'd probably settle for new doors. But if they don't return my call first thing in the morning, I'm going to the store myself. They don't want me to show up there. It will not be pretty. Considering I spent $1500 last year and $1200 this year, I think I qualify as a good customer.