You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Mar 09, 2005 1:23:40 pm PST #5482 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cashmere, tell them you want a new one, and that's that. They'll replace it. If they offer to "fix" it, refuse, and say they need to give you a new one that isn't messed up.

I'd probably settle for new doors. But if they don't return my call first thing in the morning, I'm going to the store myself. They don't want me to show up there. It will not be pretty. Considering I spent $1500 last year and $1200 this year, I think I qualify as a good customer.


SailAweigh - Mar 09, 2005 1:28:38 pm PST #5483 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Gronk. Someone needs to wash the sand out of my eyes, or pull the toothpicks out so I can go to bed. It's too early, though, so I guess I'll leave them there for a little while longer.

Wake me up when it's time to go to bed, k?


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 1:43:09 pm PST #5484 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ah, well in that case, no.

Ha! Too late, 'cause I already WENT home!

Where the radiators are making too much noise, but at least I'm not at work.


§ ita § - Mar 09, 2005 1:54:46 pm PST #5485 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aimee! Cool. I'll see you then.


Aims - Mar 09, 2005 1:55:27 pm PST #5486 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No laughing if I fall down.


§ ita § - Mar 09, 2005 1:57:10 pm PST #5487 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But smiling's okay, right?


Aims - Mar 09, 2005 2:18:32 pm PST #5488 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah, okay.


Susan W. - Mar 09, 2005 2:50:42 pm PST #5489 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

However, hearing Muzak versions of Duran Duran and Cyndi Lauper still freaks me out.

A few years ago I was out with my parents when I heard a Muzaked version of U2's "Pride." I don't think they quite understood why it was the wrongest wrong thing ever, but they made sympathetic noises.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2005 2:55:44 pm PST #5490 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A few years ago I was out with my parents when I heard a Muzaked version of U2's "Pride."

I really want to hear Bill Murray do a lounge version of this now. "In the nammeeeee t snap snap of Luvvvv, Bay-beee. Inthenameof...Love."


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 2:58:00 pm PST #5491 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! Too late, 'cause I already WENT home!

Uh oh. The stars (or popstars, whichever -strology you prefer) say you shouldna done that.