No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2005 6:01:19 am PST #4194 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

cereal, because Teppy's around:

I just got this in my company email - there's a campus wide fitness drive, and this is the weekly pep talk email. (I subbed out the name of the school I work for with "uni")

We're thrilled with the getfit@uni participation rate (90 percent) and large percentage meeting the 30-minute-a-day/five-days-a-week exercise goal! Seven weeks ago, we never would have predicted that we'd be well past the two-million-minute mark at this point in the challenge (2.8 million, to be exact). In fact, we recently discovered that uni's fitness fanatics are totally kicking the butt of an entire Midwestern city! Even with a two-week head start, participants in the Spark Cincinnati fitness challenge woke up this morning, no doubt dismayed, to find themselves trailing uni's cumulative total by more than a million minutes!


Trudy Booth - Mar 03, 2005 6:12:30 am PST #4195 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The only venting that bugs me is when one Buffista spouse bitches about another. It doesn't happen all that often and for all I know it's fine and dandy with the other -- but it makes me decidely uncomfortable.

I think it's like detailed dish about a friend's sex life being cool -- unless they're dating your sister. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Even if it were just fine with my sister... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2005 6:14:39 am PST #4196 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So you don't want to know if your sister has a meat party in her mouth?


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2005 6:16:14 am PST #4197 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

eek, I just found out (from my mother of all people) that two friends of mine might have separated. (well, a friend of mine and his wife)

file that under: Did Not See That Coming.

Waiting on confirmation.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2005 6:17:04 am PST #4198 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Even with a two-week head start, participants in the Spark Cincinnati fitness challenge woke up this morning, no doubt dismayed, to find themselves trailing uni's cumulative total by more than a million minutes!

We LAZY. We fat and lazy.

(I don't even know what the Spark Cincinnati thing is! Heh. Obviously. Perhaps I will eat another cupcake....)


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2005 6:19:51 am PST #4199 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

it just made me laugh when I read it.


vw bug - Mar 03, 2005 6:22:24 am PST #4200 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

My friend J just called. She is moving out of her house today, and I'm going to go help pack and be supportive and stuff. She's probably going to pick me up in an hour or so (so I should probably get in the shower!). Then I get to go to group and tell them I'm not continuing, due to school, and say goodbye to everyone.

This is going to be a stressful day. Not my idea of the perfect Bitches Day when I developed it earlier this morning. What was I thinking?


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2005 6:24:30 am PST #4201 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Not my idea of the perfect Bitches Day when I developed it earlier this morning. What was I thinking?

Well, if there's any day you need the power of Bitches Day behind you, it's a day like this, right?


Ginger - Mar 03, 2005 6:25:09 am PST #4202 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Perhaps by the end of the day, vw, you can have pie and glitter. I guess not even Bitches Day is perfect. You're being a good friend to J.


-t - Mar 03, 2005 6:26:42 am PST #4203 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

STrength to you on this difficult day, vw. And pie and glitter.