No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Mar 02, 2005 1:44:42 pm PST #4111 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I have hated some instructors but I have Authority Issues that can choke a Great Dane as well. So I don't know whose fault it was.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 1:45:11 pm PST #4112 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sean's.


Atropa - Mar 02, 2005 1:48:51 pm PST #4113 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And I'm certainly not hurt when somebody talks about a moronic tech writer. Some members of my profession are morons. Heck, some members of me are morons.

Betsy, whenever I am dealing with a moronic tech writer, I entertain little fantasies where they are suddenly replaced on the project by you. Then I get depressed when reality re-asserts itself, and I realize that won't happen.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2005 1:50:10 pm PST #4114 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sean's.

Sadly (or possibly, Fortunately) this is the proper answer to where blame needs to be laid in the majority of instances.


erikaj - Mar 02, 2005 1:50:19 pm PST #4115 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, it's true...he didn't smite them for me. (We hadn't met yet, but that's hardly an excuse.)Oh, whereBLAME gets laid!(crosses one item off next LA-ista schedule of events.) That could be embarrassing! It would be wrong for me to send e-mail to Talented Poet I Hardly Know saying:
Dear Sir,
It was a joke. When did you have your sense of humor extracted?

Love, Me


Sean K - Mar 02, 2005 1:54:38 pm PST #4116 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I don't know whose fault it was.

Sean's.

It's a fair cop.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 1:56:35 pm PST #4117 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah, Blamey McJackhole.


Betsy HP - Mar 02, 2005 2:00:12 pm PST #4118 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks, Jilli. I really needed to hear that.


Atropa - Mar 02, 2005 2:01:44 pm PST #4119 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Thanks, Jilli. I really needed to hear that.

My goodness, lady, I would lay waste to the entire marketing AND QA departments if I could get you as my tech writer.


Aims - Mar 02, 2005 2:02:54 pm PST #4120 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Sir,
It was a joke. When did you have your sense of humor extracted?

Love, Me

Dear Me,

When they pulled the pole out of my butt.

Love, Sir