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Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Feb 28, 2005 3:41:27 pm PST #3685 of 10001

Heh. If I had a handsome anyone waiting in my bed, I would definitely NOT be bored.

Monday is definitely a boring night. I read Newsweek. I got new car insurance. I cancelled my old insurance. I watched an episode of "The L Word" (which seems to be much more fun this season, am I crazy?). And it's STILL only 8:40.

And I did so much cleaning on Saturday night that the only thing left is laundry. Which sounds like so much EFFORT.

And I left my car at work, so no up and driving to the bookstore.

Someone come over to my house and entertain me!!


Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2005 3:46:17 pm PST #3686 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'll be right there, meara. Leave a light on. I *so* need to go on retreat.


meara - Feb 28, 2005 4:07:34 pm PST #3687 of 10001

Rock, Cindy! Come on over! You can check out the DC museums while I'm at work tomorrow. My couch is v. comfy, and the apartment is even clean for once!

And if anyone wants to come be the handsome person in my bed, applications are available. :)


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 4:26:34 pm PST #3688 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

Huh. That's almost my part of Wisconsin.

I wish to state for the record that I've never had relations of any sort with cows. I didn't like cows - they're excessively stupid (which added to my work) and occasionaly they were mean to me.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 4:31:23 pm PST #3689 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And if anyone wants to come be the handsome person in my bed, applications are available. :)

Does the applicaton require one to list dates of previous experience? because it'd take some work to look that up.


meara - Feb 28, 2005 4:33:57 pm PST #3690 of 10001

Heh. No, but after this weekend, I think I am going to have to insist on either (a) some modicum of dancing ability, or (b) the sense to NOT DANCE.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 4:37:39 pm PST #3691 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I have shitloads of (b).


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:38:15 pm PST #3692 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'll be there in a couple of weeks, meara!


meara - Feb 28, 2005 4:42:31 pm PST #3693 of 10001

Heh. Excellent, Kristin. And Tommyrot, glad to know you've got sense. I feel like that's not so much to ask, really, but it seems in such short supply, sometimes.


Ginger - Feb 28, 2005 4:52:41 pm PST #3694 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I didn't like cows - they're excessively stupid (which added to my work) and occasionaly they were mean to me.

This is one reason why I don't really understand being a vegetarian. My father, grandfather and great-grandfather were in the meat business and I've spent a lot of time around cattle. I've grown tomatoes that appeared to be smarter than cattle. And let's not even start on sheep. There are philodendron smarter than sheep.