And if anyone wants to come be the handsome person in my bed, applications are available. :)
Does the applicaton require one to list dates of previous experience? because it'd take some work to look that up.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 4:31:23 pm PST #3689 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
meara - Feb 28, 2005 4:33:57 pm PST #3690 of 10001
Heh. No, but after this weekend, I think I am going to have to insist on either (a) some modicum of dancing ability, or (b) the sense to NOT DANCE.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 4:37:39 pm PST #3691 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, I have shitloads of (b).
Pix - Feb 28, 2005 4:38:15 pm PST #3692 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I'll be there in a couple of weeks, meara!
meara - Feb 28, 2005 4:42:31 pm PST #3693 of 10001
Heh. Excellent, Kristin. And Tommyrot, glad to know you've got sense. I feel like that's not so much to ask, really, but it seems in such short supply, sometimes.
Ginger - Feb 28, 2005 4:52:41 pm PST #3694 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I didn't like cows - they're excessively stupid (which added to my work) and occasionaly they were mean to me.
This is one reason why I don't really understand being a vegetarian. My father, grandfather and great-grandfather were in the meat business and I've spent a lot of time around cattle. I've grown tomatoes that appeared to be smarter than cattle. And let's not even start on sheep. There are philodendron smarter than sheep.
DCJensen - Feb 28, 2005 4:52:55 pm PST #3695 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I wish to state for the record that I've never had relations of any sort with cows. I didn't like cows - they're excessively stupid (which added to my work) and occasionaly they were mean to me.
Ah, dating issues, then?
meara - Feb 28, 2005 4:55:49 pm PST #3696 of 10001
And let's not even start on sheep. There are philodendron smarter than sheep.
Are there any sheep that stay lamb-sized? Becuase those would be super cute. Big sheep get big and smelly, though.
DCJensen - Feb 28, 2005 4:57:00 pm PST #3697 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Completely a different subject, but my friend sent me this [link] of SMG looking like she *finally* got something to eat.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 5:00:01 pm PST #3698 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
She's so adorable.