Aimee, how did you find your baby school?

Her godmother drove by it and called the number. They had an opening. I totally lucked out.

They're Montessori, right?

Yup. www.montessoripreschoolonline.com

How are you doing? How many weeks left? How's PTB?

How are you doing? How many weeks left? How's PTB?

6-8, depending on my blood pressure. I hit the point where eating becomes hard a few days ago, which is kind of annoying, and as of Thursday, she was head-down (stay that way, kid), which explains the increase in rib-bruising whacks from the inside.

She seems to delight in making me uncomfortable now.

She seems to delight in making me uncomfortable now.

She's practicing for adolescence.

She seems to delight in making me uncomfortable now.

Yeah, Emeline would frequently use my ribs to hook her feet into and swing around. Specifically at 3 am.

She's practicing for adolescence.

That, too.

I was looking at her toys last night, and she has 4 or 5 stuffed animals with fangs and a plush facesucker from Alien.

We are so wierd.

I was looking at her toys last night, and she has 4 or 5 stuffed animals with fangs and a plush facesucker from Alien.

So, she's being raised properly, is what you're saying here.

a plush facesucker from Alien.

Those are so cute! Plus in our culture, children tend to pick up an irrational fear of facesucker aliens, so it's good to combat that.

Great job on the paper vw. It's clear that you put a lot of work into it, and that you're interested in the subject. I always hated it when people would write papers about something they couldn't give 2 craps about, but was on the guide or the teacher mentioned it as a possible subject. Count me as one of those looking forward to seeing what you can do with an expanded version.

So, she's being raised properly, is what you're saying here.

Perzactly. Of course, I wonder when I should start looking for wee baby corsets.

Of course, I wonder when I should start looking for wee baby corsets.

I'd say it's never too early.