Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Feb 28, 2005 10:57:04 am PST #3634 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

She seems to delight in making me uncomfortable now.

She's practicing for adolescence.


Aims - Feb 28, 2005 10:57:28 am PST #3635 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She seems to delight in making me uncomfortable now.

Yeah, Emeline would frequently use my ribs to hook her feet into and swing around. Specifically at 3 am.


Aims - Feb 28, 2005 10:58:26 am PST #3636 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She's practicing for adolescence.

That, too.

I was looking at her toys last night, and she has 4 or 5 stuffed animals with fangs and a plush facesucker from Alien.

We are so wierd.


Atropa - Feb 28, 2005 11:00:59 am PST #3637 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I was looking at her toys last night, and she has 4 or 5 stuffed animals with fangs and a plush facesucker from Alien.

So, she's being raised properly, is what you're saying here.


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 11:03:03 am PST #3638 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

a plush facesucker from Alien.

Those are so cute! Plus in our culture, children tend to pick up an irrational fear of facesucker aliens, so it's good to combat that.


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2005 11:03:30 am PST #3639 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Great job on the paper vw. It's clear that you put a lot of work into it, and that you're interested in the subject. I always hated it when people would write papers about something they couldn't give 2 craps about, but was on the guide or the teacher mentioned it as a possible subject. Count me as one of those looking forward to seeing what you can do with an expanded version.


Aims - Feb 28, 2005 11:06:00 am PST #3640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So, she's being raised properly, is what you're saying here.

Perzactly. Of course, I wonder when I should start looking for wee baby corsets.


vw bug - Feb 28, 2005 11:09:51 am PST #3641 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Of course, I wonder when I should start looking for wee baby corsets.

I'd say it's never too early.


meara - Feb 28, 2005 11:54:04 am PST #3642 of 10001

Teacher also says that she is "so good and so beautiful. Thank you for bringing her."

Awww!

They let us out of work at 3pm. Whoot! I left my car, got a coworker to drive me to the metro. It hadn't started sticking until about 1pm, but it's definitely coming down out there....and still not really sticking, here in town. Yay for coworkers who live farther from work than I do.

The butt-bow song.

Dierdre Flint! She's also got a great song about wanting to be a cheerleader.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 12:35:29 pm PST #3643 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Just for Kristin - the cartoonist Evan Dworkin is a big wrestling fan. And he gets it from a fairly sophisticated angle (it's all about narrative. A kind of Beef Opera.) Anyway, thought Kristin might want to share a smart take on the current scene with her hubbie.