Andrew ,'Damage'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I Camilla, take thee, Charles Arthur George Whatever, to be my lawfully wedded tampon.
Isn't it Charles Phillip Arthur George, or am I repeating Diana's mistake (I'll google after I post)? I totally heard her saying the name from the wedding in my head.
ETA: Nope, that's the right name. Weird, the stuff that gets fixed in your skull.
tampon? WTF?
It was <sarcasm> terribly romantic. He said something about needing her all the time, she suggested he live in her knickers, he said something to the effect that that would make him a tampon, and then there was some discussion of flushing.
I don't know why I remember this.
How on earth do we know this? I mean, I presume they didn't make an official announcement to the effect that he should live in her knickers?
I really wish them all the best. In some ways I'm glad they're finally getting married...for their sakes.
Timelies all! I slept in this morning. It felt very, very nice.
I think one of their phones was bugged and the tapes got leaked to the tabloids. Might have been part of their divorce case. (Did Diana sue on the grounds of adultery, or is there a British version of no-fault divorce that they used?)
How on earth do we know this? I mean, I presume they didn't make an official announcement to the effect that he should live in her knickers?
While the saga of the disintegrating royal marriage played out publicly, Parker Bowles was often cast as the villain, the object both of invective for being a “marriage breaker” and of ridicule over tapes of intimate conversations between her and the prince that emerged in 1992.
No opinion on Charles and Camilla.
I slept in this morning. It felt very, very nice.Good for you, vw! I actually slept last night and do not feel like a zombie today. *That* feels very, very nice.
Sleep = good.