I really, really need to get to work on my taxes so's I can get some money back and get me an actual puter. The MSNTV start page has a headline link to the tip of the day which reads "Secret Uses of the Alt Key". The instructions they give to go with this tip are for The Only Use for the Alt key on this keyboard.

I want the super-secret uses, dammit.

More importantly, I want to be free of #$#@ing MSNTV.

And? I can find you internet dialup in Casa Grande for only $8 - $10 with a real computer.

I just keep telling myself I am too mature to number slut. But it turns out, the temptation is too great.

Happy birthday, lexine!

libkitty has a new tag. As does Fay. And Java cat.

P-Cow! Have you seen this bit of travel writing about India in Slate?

No, but I have now! Neat.

Damn, you guys talked a lot today. My stance on sex is I'd like to have it one of these days.

I just did my taxes using TurboTax For the Web. It was easy, as I used them last year to do my taxes, and they transfered a lot of info from that return to this one.

The other day at work I saw an envelope from a customer whose last name was "Venturella"

Apparently this is some hideously deformed combo of Jesse Ventura and Vampirella I was not aware of.

Or maybe Barberella...

Dude, I do tele-file. It's easier and faster. At least for me.

I just haven't finished procrastinating yet.

I cured my procrastination by already spending some of the money from my tax refund. Plus next month I'll probably have to pay a big fine to the state of IL.

I just keep telling myself I am too mature to number slut.

You're never too old to slut.

I have my own business. My taxes are complicated. I'm still in denial. I have to get through anger, bargaining, depression and usually a form 4868 before I'm ready to tackle my taxes.

Remember the "birds are smart" discussion? Check out this video on Animal Planet of Einstein the parrot: [link]

In a way, I think that being exposed to good, bawdy humor throughout one's life is probably the best way to gain a healthy attitude towards sex. Good bedroom farce can show that sex is fun, complicated, has consequences, etc. and make it seem like a natural part of life.

actually, sounds like a good idea. I have a friend who wouldn't let her kids see animals haveing sex - but killing other animals was ok- I thought that sent an odd message -- as in the circle of life has a mystery hole in it.

and who was paul addressing?

maybe vw should get her self a chocolate bunny as big as herself?

and by the way, ask the girl I threw out of the library - it is your constitutional right to talk in the library.