Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 6:35:31 pm PST #303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just did my taxes using TurboTax For the Web. It was easy, as I used them last year to do my taxes, and they transfered a lot of info from that return to this one.


DCJensen - Feb 09, 2005 6:38:02 pm PST #304 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

The other day at work I saw an envelope from a customer whose last name was "Venturella"

Apparently this is some hideously deformed combo of Jesse Ventura and Vampirella I was not aware of.

Or maybe Barberella...


WindSparrow - Feb 09, 2005 6:39:28 pm PST #305 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Dude, I do tele-file. It's easier and faster. At least for me.

I just haven't finished procrastinating yet.


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 6:41:46 pm PST #306 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I cured my procrastination by already spending some of the money from my tax refund. Plus next month I'll probably have to pay a big fine to the state of IL.


Ginger - Feb 09, 2005 7:19:35 pm PST #307 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I just keep telling myself I am too mature to number slut.

You're never too old to slut.

I have my own business. My taxes are complicated. I'm still in denial. I have to get through anger, bargaining, depression and usually a form 4868 before I'm ready to tackle my taxes.

Remember the "birds are smart" discussion? Check out this video on Animal Planet of Einstein the parrot: [link]


beth b - Feb 09, 2005 7:24:49 pm PST #308 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

In a way, I think that being exposed to good, bawdy humor throughout one's life is probably the best way to gain a healthy attitude towards sex. Good bedroom farce can show that sex is fun, complicated, has consequences, etc. and make it seem like a natural part of life.

actually, sounds like a good idea. I have a friend who wouldn't let her kids see animals haveing sex - but killing other animals was ok- I thought that sent an odd message -- as in the circle of life has a mystery hole in it.

and who was paul addressing?

maybe vw should get her self a chocolate bunny as big as herself?

and by the way, ask the girl I threw out of the library - it is your constitutional right to talk in the library.


beth b - Feb 09, 2005 7:39:19 pm PST #309 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

but, libraries should not be wet.

dry air towards your library, libkitty.

and sending out all the ma i can to those in need


Deena - Feb 09, 2005 8:07:42 pm PST #310 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

A short vacation in Ohio?

YES! And what Ginger said.

Chikat, your niece kills with cuteness.

Susan, she's such a big girl! and so cute!

I was not able to get ashy this year; no transportation. Next year.

Health to Erin!

I had more, but I lost it. It wasn't about sex or religion. Though I do want to get that book that JZ recommended.

Okay, I caught up, now I'm tired. Goodnight lovely peoples.


Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2005 8:20:27 pm PST #311 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Goodnight, Deena-who-has-a-new-tag!


Deena - Feb 09, 2005 8:31:46 pm PST #312 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh! That was the other thing. I tagged Jessica (I hope you don't mind Jessica). It was just too perfect to leave laying there.

Thanks, PC, and now, really, goodnight.