Why do women fake orgasm?

Because men fake foreplay

BWAH!

My minister's wife told me that one, Cashmere.

I think I have to show Scott that T-shirt you got Owen. I think we need to get it for our niece.

Pretty color, Cashmere! And you look so young and wistful and almost elfin with the big huge eyes! Purty.

Christopher actually spoke to my stylist this evening (she called to inform me of a cancellation so I could come in earlier) and told her to push me into something radical. He's so sweet.

Such a keeper.

Thanks, JZ! also *blush* I think having the baby has improved my skin (enough so that I don't mind going without makeup).

And also thanks, Cindy and P-C.

Such a keeper.

You've got a good eye for keepers, Miss.

I just hope the t-shirt doesn't net us a call from CPS.

Bwah! Stephen saw this shirt the other day and showed it to me. I think it's hysterical.

And the hair looks great!

Cindy, I'm with you, though -- I'm not brave enough to do anything other than highlight my hair. And even that's minimal. We can be square together.

Hee. Just tell him that he may fall in love with a punk rock girl someday.

Punk rock girl
Give me a chance
Punk rock girl
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

Oh, I love you, PUNK ROCK GIRL!!!

Lee, what you need is a me. I'm wonderful in the mornings. I make sure my roommate has a cup of coffee, that she's gently woken up, gets breakfast before she leaves and a lunch for her to take with. :)

Dude! I need a VW!!!

Depends. Do you live someplace warm? Are there nice people? Will you keep her in better than the style to which she is accustomed? Are there babies? I gotta look out for the v-ster

Um. Warmer than Boston. I'm nice! And if she wants babies...uh....maybe I could borrow one? I'm trying to encourage friends to have some! OOH! I could share you with Maria! More fun for everyone!!

Vicodin made me itchy and rashy and hivey within 2 days. Percocet -- no allergic reaction, good pain control.

Heh. Whereas Percocet made me puke a lot, and Vicodin is *pretty*

The rib cage expansion can stick just enough to keep them a size above

Dear god. I guess I can only hope it never happens to me? I already have a size that doesn't exist (they don't usually MAKE 38A!)

which means I have lost 34 pounds since August, and am the lowest weight I've been at since...1999.

Wow, go Erin!!

I think I found it up the street, in Georgetown, shopping at Commander Salamander

Ooh. Fun place!!!

What if the priest's alcoholic? Does he still have to consecrate wine?

I think probably--did you see about the kid who was allergic to wheat(?), but they wouldn't let her take anything else for communion...grape juice might count though, being from the same thing.

and you feel the same level of colleague-ness with Father Whoever, it's normal to just call him by his first name.

Huh. I guess I always just called them "Father (Firstname)". But then, if I'd known one of them before he was a priest, I probably wouldn't call him anything other than his first name.

And the priest has to drink what was left of the wine after whatis....communion? Is that SOP so that something holy won't just get poured down a drain?

They have consecrated drains (edit: I mean, the drain goes into the consecrated ground under the church--you rinse out the bread bowl you served the eucharist in with holy water and drink that, or pour it down that drain, too). And the other eucharistic ministers can drink it. (Huh--unlike what JZ said, I think we did this even when I wasn't legal) t /used to be a eucharistic minister

So do Catholics learn all this stuff in cathecism (what IS cathecism) or just through, well, being CAtholic?

Ya know, I think in theory you learn a lot of it in Sunday School (or school school, if you're going to Catholic school), but I don't think I did. At least, not the interesting small bits. Just the main bits.

OH MY GAWD.

I was *totally* singing that song to Em today!!! Her new nickname is "Punk", shortened from "Punkin".