Is it wearing clear heels?
YES! Oh, no. Wait. NOPE. You're wrong.
Does this have something to do with curly fries?
Do the curly fries wear clear heals.
...
It's the one with the sticker that reads I-DA-HO!
I want to cry. I just got off the phone with this irritating woman at our mortgage company. I think they owe us money. She thinks I am stupid. She asked me "Do you know what an escrow account is?" in this super bitchy voice that made me want to reach through the phone and strangle her.
Yeah! The bitch.
I don't know how to tell which potato is the prostitute. I know that you find common taters on television.
It's the one with the sticker that reads I-DA-HO!
I've already told that to Hubby. It'll be all over town by the weekend.
Cindy's potato joke made me smile.
I'm now leaving the computer and phone for the rest of the evening to do nothing but watch TV.
He has Acid Reflux. Shadow? There was a shadow? Didn't see anything in that region.
Thank you, God.
There's some acid damage in the esophagus and he's got a prescription acid-fighter (Acipur? Don't have the prescription handy) to take. "For the rest of his life" said the doctor, who was busy pulling on his coat because he was headed home. He's like that, the last time we were in for a colon checkup, he said, "You're clean, see you in five years," as he was literally heading out the door.
Yay!
By the end of summer--is that bitch Fate listening?--I could have my Hubby back.
This, please. You need and deserve this, connie. How are your health issues?
Connie, I say BOO-YAH! for acid reflux!!! At least, in this case, you know? What am I asking?!? Of course you know!
BOO-YAH!!!
How are your health issues?
Just got my very own personal blood pressure reader, works of the wrist, I'm seeing pretty fluctuating numbers, from "Damn, woman, put you in a textbook" to "Why haven't you had a stroke yet?" We'll see how that works out. I'm betting the truth is closer to "We might have to up your medication again" land.
Come the spring, I'm going to have to start taking walks. Even when it's warm enough, the inversions of winter make the air in this valley toxic. We've had at least two "If you've got bad lungs or heart conditions, try not to do too much, OK?" warnings.
