Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 2:03:47 pm PST #1744 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Turns out the thingie is called a "humeral veil". [link]


Maria - Feb 17, 2005 2:06:43 pm PST #1745 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Twelve years of Catholic education here, and I never, ever knew that.

I'm heading home. This office is driving me crazy today. I'll be on later tonight if you want to ask more questions, Erin.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 2:38:44 pm PST #1746 of 10001
What is even happening?

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?


vw bug - Feb 17, 2005 2:39:03 pm PST #1747 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Once again, it is too early to go to bed. Yet, I am exhausted.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2005 2:39:08 pm PST #1748 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it wearing clear heels?


DavidS - Feb 17, 2005 2:40:48 pm PST #1749 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Does this have something to do with curly fries?


Stephanie - Feb 17, 2005 2:42:07 pm PST #1750 of 10001
Trust my rage

I want to cry. I just got off the phone with this irritating woman at our mortgage company. I think they owe us money. She thinks I am stupid. She asked me "Do you know what an escrow account is?" in this super bitchy voice that made me want to reach through the phone and strangle her.

Oh well, I'm now bad-mouthing her on the internet. So there!


vw bug - Feb 17, 2005 2:42:45 pm PST #1751 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

{{{Nonian}}}

And I want to know the answer!


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2005 2:44:47 pm PST #1752 of 10001
brillig

The Mormons have what they call Seminary, and around here all the high schools have special building right next to the school, generally on school land, where the first couple of hours of the day are spent learning about the Mormon church. Yes, non-LDS bitch about this, and their kids either get to be singled out and stared at as they sit in study hall or they go to Seminary and try to blend in. What, intentional? Subversive indoctrination? For shame! Yes, officially, there is separation of church and state, but in Utah that means the legislature can't officially call up the Church HQ and say, "What do you want done on this bill?" The Church can only "advise."

Anyway, re: Hubby (imagining people going, "To hell with the people in the funny underwear! Tell us!")

He has Acid Reflux. Shadow? There was a shadow? Didn't see anything in that region. There's some acid damage in the esophagus and he's got a prescription acid-fighter (Acipur? Don't have the prescription handy) to take. "For the rest of his life" said the doctor, who was busy pulling on his coat because he was headed home. He's like that, the last time we were in for a colon checkup, he said, "You're clean, see you in five years," as he was literally heading out the door.

Next on the schedule, mid-March, arthro--athro--hell, they're going to send in a little camera and a laser and, to quote Hubby, "burn out little pieces of my heart." Slash-and-burn to take the glitchy rhythm-setter off line so that the back-up that's trying to act stops getting interference. To quote Hubby again, "I'm not going to die of a heart attack. I'm going to die by getting run over by some damned driver who was in a hurry, and the light was only a little red, and why on earth would there be a pedestrian in the crosswalk anyway?"

Then, mid-July, another spinal fusion. This should relieve the agony in the nerves on his right side.

By the end of summer--is that bitch Fate listening?--I could have my Hubby back.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 2:45:21 pm PST #1753 of 10001
What is even happening?

Is it wearing clear heels?
YES! Oh, no. Wait. NOPE. You're wrong.

Does this have something to do with curly fries?
Do the curly fries wear clear heals.

...

It's the one with the sticker that reads I-DA-HO!

I want to cry. I just got off the phone with this irritating woman at our mortgage company. I think they owe us money. She thinks I am stupid. She asked me "Do you know what an escrow account is?" in this super bitchy voice that made me want to reach through the phone and strangle her.

Yeah! The bitch.