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Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Feb 17, 2005 11:35:24 am PST #1686 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Susan -- I only wear LB bras. I like them and I don't care for them like I should and they last.

Get on their mailing list too, I think you have to sign up via their website, but they send out coupons and "gift cheques" on a regular basis. The gift cheque is $25 off an order of $75 or more or $50 off an order of $125 or more. Then they usually have 5 coupons for $5 off various items (bras, shirts, pants). It's a good deal, plus if you use them when they are giving out Real Women Dollars you get a $25 coupon for every $50 you spend. During Real Women Days you get $25 off for every $50 you spend. And most stores will let you buy clearance stuff even though it says it's not valid on clearance (you just can't buy ALL clearance items).


ChiKat - Feb 17, 2005 11:39:22 am PST #1687 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I like them and I don't care for them like I should and they last.

Are you some magic, bra-lady? The LB bras I get seem to fall apart really fast. And, they fall apart in painful ways. I don't know how many times I've been impaled by a wire that goes wonky.


Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 11:40:42 am PST #1688 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But I had no idea they do bra alterations!!! That is so rad! Maybe only in some stores though? I feel like the bra salesladies would have already told me about.

Well, I spent over an hour trying on 22 different bras a couple of Saturdays ago, and the very helpful saleslady said "Those two bras will be perfect once we have the alterations lady put a couple of darts in them." I looked at her goggle-eyed and said "Put a couple of darts in them?!"


Burrell - Feb 17, 2005 11:41:34 am PST #1689 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Susan just reminded me that I want to buy some new bras. I think I'm just going to go for a couple decent nursing bras.

Susan, you might not ever get down to your pre-Annabel breast size. The rib cage expansion can stick just enough to keep them a size above.

Ah yes. And on the other hand, some women's breasts get *smaller*.

My ribcage seems to be a bit bigger now. I used to buy 34Bs and the occasional 32C. Now I seem to fit into 34Ds and 36Cs while I am pregnant but not nursing. I figure that means a D-cup for the nursing bras and a who-the-hell-can-guess for the future.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 11:41:35 am PST #1690 of 10001
What is even happening?

ouch


lisah - Feb 17, 2005 11:42:30 am PST #1691 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I spent over an hour trying on 22 different bras a couple of Saturdays ago

I do this on a fairly regular basis at two different Nordstroms and they've never mentioned alteration as an option. I shall have to inquire!


Maria - Feb 17, 2005 12:00:29 pm PST #1692 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Depends. Do you live someplace warm? Are there nice people? Will you keep her in better than the style to which she is accustomed? Are there babies? I gotta look out for the v-ster.

DC suburbs. Warmer than New England. I'm nice, DF is nice, and we have a heavenly host of Buffistae. We're getting a nice, big house next year right after the wedding, and I can promise her trips to Italy and France. No babies yet, but they shall come. That's why we're getting the big house.

Do I pass?

Ginger, I wasn't in the car when it happened. I was walking back to it after leaving the store, and I watched this completely clueless 17 year-old girl do the bump and grind to our cars. She was trying to park between my SUV and a full-size van, when on the other side of the van, there were five consecutively empty spaces. She had no idea what to do in this situation; I had to talk her through everything. Insurance card? What insurance card? Oy. Vey.

They really need to administer a common sense test along with the driver's exam. It might cut down on the number of homicides by insurance-card paper cut.


Susan W. - Feb 17, 2005 12:01:05 pm PST #1693 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Which Nordstrom's was it, Jilli? Downtown?


Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 12:05:50 pm PST #1694 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Which Nordstrom's was it, Jilli? Downtown?

Yuppers.

It was two weeks before V-Day, so every display in the store was done in this over-the-top, wacky Victorian style, in pink & black. My friend Alexia turned to me and said "Look! They're marketing directly to you, isn't that sweet of them?"


Emily - Feb 17, 2005 12:28:00 pm PST #1695 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Do I pass?

No, I think you'd be much better off with an Emily, actually.