I would like to not be in jail.
Makes sense.
Me, I just looked at one apartment and I hate the hunting already. I hope my building managers agree to fix the cabling.
Wow, you've really mastered the power of positive giving-up.
Cordelia ,'End of Days'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2005 1:39:20 pm PST #9572 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gus - Feb 21, 2005 1:40:42 pm PST #9573 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
... with random phone chat with some Australians who mistook me for a British guy in Chicago.
... decided that S0000071519 was the number immediately before S0000715202, and labeled several hundred pages accordingly, and I would like to not be in jail.
OK, sometimes a more dull life has its rewards.
Narrator - Feb 21, 2005 1:43:40 pm PST #9574 of 10002
The evil is this way?
I am going home. This is not because I am done with my work, but rather it is because the person preparing the documents I needed to review and send out today decided that S0000071519 was the number immediately before S0000715202, and labeled several hundred pages accordingly, and I would like to not be in jail.
Once again, Math is Evil.
I commend your restraint about the preparer. Not sure I could hold back.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 21, 2005 1:49:36 pm PST #9575 of 10002
What is even happening?
That Pirates of the Caribbean T-shirt ita linked, has information about the shirt, off to the right side of the photo. I must have been reading it out of the corner of my eye, without realizing, because it took a moment to process this fragment:
Orlando Bloom as Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean. Allow up to 5% shrinkage after washing
Narrator! You're still alive. Whup still evil?
Narrator - Feb 21, 2005 1:54:21 pm PST #9576 of 10002
The evil is this way?
Narrator! You're still alive.
That's a matter of opinion. But thanks.
Whup still evil?
Oye.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 21, 2005 1:54:56 pm PST #9577 of 10002
What is even happening?
Boss still smell like feet sauteed in ass?
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2005 1:55:10 pm PST #9578 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And ... I just spoke to the maintenance manager. I don't care if he's mad at Adelphia. He needs to not yell at me. It's official. He refuses to speak to Adelphia about what it'd take to fix the signal. So either I suck up lousy reception and kinda glitchy internet, or I ... t shudder ... move.
Narrator - Feb 21, 2005 1:56:48 pm PST #9579 of 10002
The evil is this way?
Boss still smell like feet sauteed in ass?
That 'bout sums it up, yup.
Rick - Feb 21, 2005 2:06:30 pm PST #9580 of 10002
The Ineluctable Modality Of The Risible
Ha! One Friday afternoon when I was in college one of my friends locked himself in his apartment with a copy of Ulysses and a stack of carefully rolled joints, declaring that he would read the entire (gigantic) book in one sitting.
When we checked on him on Sunday we found him sitting on the kitchen floor surrounded by wrappers of snack foods, repeating "Ineluctable modality of the visible" over and over.
For years after that we used "Ineluctable" as a slang term for "wasted."
Jesse - Feb 21, 2005 2:13:59 pm PST #9581 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Har, Rick!
That sucks, ita. Can you deal with Adelphia directly at all? (I realize the answer is probably no. A friend of mine can't get cable because Time Warner would need to get into/through a building on the corner for whatever, and the owner of that building refuses to let them in.)