Especially weird now, Gus.
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
In work we've been writing down random phrases that we think would make cool t-shirts, then before the site finishes, we're going to get them printed and give an appropriate one to everyone. We pick the phrases out of conversations we have, and looking at them now, they really do not reflect very well on us. The ones I can remember off the top of my head are
I haven't said no yet.
You can't fuck Jesus!
I'd fuck Skeletor.
Every time someone feltches, the baby Jebus cries.
You can't say no when you're unconscious.
It's not love if you don't bleed.
My favourite t-shirt is beige with green bean on it and "May Salad" is written underneath it. Five years and still going strong.
Random verbal spanking telephone conversation has been juxtaposed neatly with random phone chat with some Australians who mistook me for a British guy in Chicago.
It's like Thespis decided this is my special day.
Is Mercury in retrograde?
I am going home. This is not because I am done with my work, but rather it is because the person preparing the documents I needed to review and send out today decided that S0000071519 was the number immediately before S0000715202, and labeled several hundred pages accordingly, and I would like to not be in jail.
I would like to not be in jail.
Makes sense.
Me, I just looked at one apartment and I hate the hunting already. I hope my building managers agree to fix the cabling.
... with random phone chat with some Australians who mistook me for a British guy in Chicago.
... decided that S0000071519 was the number immediately before S0000715202, and labeled several hundred pages accordingly, and I would like to not be in jail.
OK, sometimes a more dull life has its rewards.
I am going home. This is not because I am done with my work, but rather it is because the person preparing the documents I needed to review and send out today decided that S0000071519 was the number immediately before S0000715202, and labeled several hundred pages accordingly, and I would like to not be in jail.
Once again, Math is Evil.
I commend your restraint about the preparer. Not sure I could hold back.
That Pirates of the Caribbean T-shirt ita linked, has information about the shirt, off to the right side of the photo. I must have been reading it out of the corner of my eye, without realizing, because it took a moment to process this fragment:
Orlando Bloom as Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean. Allow up to 5% shrinkage after washing
Narrator! You're still alive. Whup still evil?
Narrator! You're still alive.
That's a matter of opinion. But thanks.
Whup still evil?
Oye.
Boss still smell like feet sauteed in ass?