Probably in the Pilot.
Thanks.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2005 11:43:40 am PST #9553 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
juliana - Feb 21, 2005 11:44:00 am PST #9554 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I still have my "spi-kel-oost" t-shirt. Love it. Oooh, and my pirate t-shirt! Yarrr.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 11:44:04 am PST #9555 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a t-shirt that just has the atomic symbol for lithium on it, with the atomic weight, atomic number, etc. (Basicly, it looks like one square of the periodic table of the elements.)
I briefly went out with someone who actually took lithium and she begged me to give it to her, but I didn't.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 11:46:16 am PST #9556 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, and I have a t-shirt that has a picture of a bleeding, crown-of-thorned Jesus on it (the sort of thing that's popular amongst Hispanic folk). A Jewish friend gave it to me as a joke.
I only wear it under other shirts.
Jesse - Feb 21, 2005 11:47:30 am PST #9557 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I gave my father a Jesus "Wanted" poster t-shirt that I got in a hipster store, which he actually wears. Makes me laugh.
Polter-Cow - Feb 21, 2005 11:47:41 am PST #9558 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I have a t-shirt that just has the atomic symbol for lithium on it, with the atomic weight, atomic number, etc. (Basicly, it looks like one square of the periodic table of the elements.)
That reminds me of a great Onion mini-article:
Lanthanum Quits Periodic Table Of Elements
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN--The world of chemistry was shaken Monday by lanthanum's announcement that the popular 57th element will quit Transition Group IIIb of the periodic table at the end of the summer. "I have nothing but good things to say about my time with the periodic table," said the ductile, silvery-white metal, speaking from the site of its discovery by Carl Gustav Mosander in 1839. "Nevertheless, I will be stepping down after Labor Day to focus on my own earth-metal solo projects." Rumors of a longtime feud with molybdenum and the constant demands of lens manufacturing are believed to be behind the departure.
§ ita § - Feb 21, 2005 11:48:52 am PST #9559 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I still have my "spi-kel-oost" t-shirt. Love it.
See! Another!
my pirate t-shirt!
I have one of these too. Well, more accurately this, which is worn with a "You wanna make something of it?" look.
Jesse, I am you wrt patterns, though. Making them very big helps, but it is a leap for each one.
Gus - Feb 21, 2005 11:52:55 am PST #9560 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
I wore my black "Crashdown Cafe" tee-shirt (with line drawing of the stereotypical eggplant-headed alien) shirt to meeting with the vice president of the Corp I am working for.
I got a raise.
Let your freak flag FLY!
erikaj - Feb 21, 2005 11:57:33 am PST #9561 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I used to have a t-shirt for Roswell ADAPT(American Disabled For Attendant Programs Today) with aliens on it that said "Free our People!"
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 21, 2005 12:02:41 pm PST #9562 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I must remember to wear my "Exercise. Eat right. Die anyway." T-shirt the next time I go jogging.
I gave my father a Jesus "Wanted" poster t-shirt that I got in a hipster store, which he actually wears. Makes me laugh.
Saturday at Constantine they had a big New! Improved! With 33 1/3% more added anti-Semitism! trailer for a re-release of Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. It took every ounce of willpower I had not to yell "Jesus is back! And this time, it's PERSONAL!"