I have a t-shirt that just has the atomic symbol for lithium on it, with the atomic weight, atomic number, etc. (Basicly, it looks like one square of the periodic table of the elements.)

I briefly went out with someone who actually took lithium and she begged me to give it to her, but I didn't.

Oh, and I have a t-shirt that has a picture of a bleeding, crown-of-thorned Jesus on it (the sort of thing that's popular amongst Hispanic folk). A Jewish friend gave it to me as a joke.

I only wear it under other shirts.

I gave my father a Jesus "Wanted" poster t-shirt that I got in a hipster store, which he actually wears. Makes me laugh.

I have a t-shirt that just has the atomic symbol for lithium on it, with the atomic weight, atomic number, etc. (Basicly, it looks like one square of the periodic table of the elements.)

That reminds me of a great Onion mini-article:

Lanthanum Quits Periodic Table Of Elements
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN--The world of chemistry was shaken Monday by lanthanum's announcement that the popular 57th element will quit Transition Group IIIb of the periodic table at the end of the summer. "I have nothing but good things to say about my time with the periodic table," said the ductile, silvery-white metal, speaking from the site of its discovery by Carl Gustav Mosander in 1839. "Nevertheless, I will be stepping down after Labor Day to focus on my own earth-metal solo projects." Rumors of a longtime feud with molybdenum and the constant demands of lens manufacturing are believed to be behind the departure.

I still have my "spi-kel-oost" t-shirt. Love it.

See! Another!

my pirate t-shirt!

I have one of these too. Well, more accurately this, which is worn with a "You wanna make something of it?" look.

Jesse, I am you wrt patterns, though. Making them very big helps, but it is a leap for each one.

I wore my black "Crashdown Cafe" tee-shirt (with line drawing of the stereotypical eggplant-headed alien) shirt to meeting with the vice president of the Corp I am working for.

I got a raise.

Let your freak flag FLY!

I used to have a t-shirt for Roswell ADAPT(American Disabled For Attendant Programs Today) with aliens on it that said "Free our People!"

I must remember to wear my "Exercise. Eat right. Die anyway." T-shirt the next time I go jogging.

I gave my father a Jesus "Wanted" poster t-shirt that I got in a hipster store, which he actually wears. Makes me laugh.

Saturday at Constantine they had a big New! Improved! With 33 1/3% more added anti-Semitism! trailer for a re-release of Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. It took every ounce of willpower I had not to yell "Jesus is back! And this time, it's PERSONAL!"

If you ever do, let me know. I'd consider your birthday a holiday. Seriously.

Just for the record: Internet access in Wisconsin does not compare well to Internet access in Switzerland.

I had forgotten about DNS's that can't find anything.

This fraking thing can't find Google, fer crissakes.