This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 21, 2005 11:15:20 am PST #9524 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'd feel bad if my PDA got lost and Colin's phone number ended up in the hands of someone who actually knew who he was and wanted to use the number nefariously. However he has more fame to gain before that's a problem, so no worries.

I WOULD TOTALLY CALL COLIN AT 4AM AND BE CRAXY!!!!


Allyson - Feb 21, 2005 11:16:05 am PST #9525 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I only did that once.

I think you have that confused with Stewart Street Security.


DavidS - Feb 21, 2005 11:17:17 am PST #9526 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Some day I'll get a t-shirt that says...

The Ineluctable Modality Of The Risible


erikaj - Feb 21, 2005 11:18:45 am PST #9527 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

And someday I'll get a dictionary and laugh.


Narrator - Feb 21, 2005 11:21:37 am PST #9528 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Because it's Reach Out and Verbally Spank a Stranger Day. Totally slipped my mind!

Well, on behalf of me and my co-workers, thanks!

I had nightmare visions of some insane person calling Tim at 4am to yell at him for killing Doyle.

Well then, can I call and yell at him for killing Tara? Or Jenny? Or any of the other Buffy characters?


Emily - Feb 21, 2005 11:21:41 am PST #9529 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

iTunes is going to bankrupt me. It's not enough that I can buy and instantly have music at the push of a button, but it sends me off on Internet journeys that result in things like the following:

[link]

I want all of it. And I was only looking for performances of "Ebben? ... ne andro lontana".


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 11:23:30 am PST #9530 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in college, a woman (student age) walked into the fast food pizza place where I was working wearing a t-shirt that said, "I only sleep with the best." Half a minute later her boyfriend walked in with a t-shirt that said, "The best."

I wanted to smack them both.


erikaj - Feb 21, 2005 11:25:17 am PST #9531 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I would support that.


§ ita § - Feb 21, 2005 11:26:25 am PST #9532 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wanted to smack them both.

Oh, I'd have laughed forever.

There's another tee I love, but there's another accessory I'd need first, since I wouldn't be the one wearing it.


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 11:27:31 am PST #9533 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today's fortune cookie fortune:

A smile is your personal welcome mat.

My very first reaction was, "What, I'm suppose to let people walk on my face?"