Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 21, 2005 11:16:05 am PST #9525 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I only did that once.

I think you have that confused with Stewart Street Security.


DavidS - Feb 21, 2005 11:17:17 am PST #9526 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Some day I'll get a t-shirt that says...

The Ineluctable Modality Of The Risible


erikaj - Feb 21, 2005 11:18:45 am PST #9527 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

And someday I'll get a dictionary and laugh.


Narrator - Feb 21, 2005 11:21:37 am PST #9528 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Because it's Reach Out and Verbally Spank a Stranger Day. Totally slipped my mind!

Well, on behalf of me and my co-workers, thanks!

I had nightmare visions of some insane person calling Tim at 4am to yell at him for killing Doyle.

Well then, can I call and yell at him for killing Tara? Or Jenny? Or any of the other Buffy characters?


Emily - Feb 21, 2005 11:21:41 am PST #9529 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

iTunes is going to bankrupt me. It's not enough that I can buy and instantly have music at the push of a button, but it sends me off on Internet journeys that result in things like the following:

[link]

I want all of it. And I was only looking for performances of "Ebben? ... ne andro lontana".


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 11:23:30 am PST #9530 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in college, a woman (student age) walked into the fast food pizza place where I was working wearing a t-shirt that said, "I only sleep with the best." Half a minute later her boyfriend walked in with a t-shirt that said, "The best."

I wanted to smack them both.


erikaj - Feb 21, 2005 11:25:17 am PST #9531 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I would support that.


§ ita § - Feb 21, 2005 11:26:25 am PST #9532 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wanted to smack them both.

Oh, I'd have laughed forever.

There's another tee I love, but there's another accessory I'd need first, since I wouldn't be the one wearing it.


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 11:27:31 am PST #9533 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today's fortune cookie fortune:

A smile is your personal welcome mat.

My very first reaction was, "What, I'm suppose to let people walk on my face?"


Kalshane - Feb 21, 2005 11:28:19 am PST #9534 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I wanted to smack them both.

Huh. I found that mildly amusing. I'd never actually do that, but I think it's kind of funny.