Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2005 2:40:43 pm PST #8717 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was having a conversation recently about how good I am about putting people in the right boxes in my brain. I'm basically never attracted to other people's partners, gay guys, etc. Even when they are awesome and I love them to death, it doesn't occur to me to want to kiss them.

Edit: Oh, except maybe Rupert Everett.


Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 2:41:07 pm PST #8718 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I don't want to *sleep* with him. I just want to make little burbles over how adorable he is.

I want to do his makeup, dress him up, and go out dancing with him.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 2:42:48 pm PST #8719 of 10002
What is even happening?

WHY am I the only one who realizes that Alan Cumming is skeevetastic???? If I were blind, I'd like his accent, but he's sooooooooooooo rodent-like oily skeevy!!!!
You are not alone Teppy--not in the slightest. I am here. You'll know me by the hair on the back of my neck, that stands at attention, whenever anyone thinks Al*n C*mming is hot. *shiver*

Alibelle, I can't get past level six, but I'm having the same problem as you. I think my mouse is defective.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2005 2:43:13 pm PST #8720 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Sheesh. Alan Cumming's the bomb

He looks like Pee Wee Herman.

Allyson goes to the top of my list. t edit Accompanied by Cindy!

(Unless she thinks Pee Wee Herman is hot. In which case, I'm backing away slowly.)

All you other Alan Cumming fangirls -- EWWWWWW. Just looking at him makes me want to shower. At length. With lye and steel wool.


Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 2:43:35 pm PST #8721 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I'm sorry, but the Wrong-tastic, the Pinnacle of Wrongness, has to be the photos of a young Christopher Walken as Romeo.


Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 2:44:13 pm PST #8722 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm sorry, but the Wrong-tastic, the Pinnacle of Wrongness, has to be the photos of a young Christopher Walken as Romeo.

Wha-ha-ha?

Yeah, okay, that would be deeply wrong, and I've never *seen* those photos.


lori - Feb 17, 2005 2:44:17 pm PST #8723 of 10002

Man tries to toss lit cigarette out of moving vehicle, burns his own SUV to the frame.

Dude should be poster child for anti-litter campaigns everywhere.


Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 2:44:28 pm PST #8724 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

[link]


JZ - Feb 17, 2005 2:44:39 pm PST #8725 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Teppy, the important thing is that we still love you.

More than that, we forgive you.

::basks in own glowy self-righteous generosity::


P.M. Marc - Feb 17, 2005 2:44:51 pm PST #8726 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

All you other Alan Cumming fangirls -- EWWWWWW. Just looking at him makes me want to shower. At length. With lye and steel wool.

Have you seen Bernard and the Genie?