(Uh-oh, shrift is onto the snowglobe)

I knew there was a reason why my ergonomic office chair came with a seatbelt and a base bolted to the floor, but damn it, guys, every time you shake the globe, all my pens disappear to go hang out with the socks missing from the dryer!

But it does shed some light on the incident where I inexplicably ended up with lemon chiffon yogurt smeared over my shirt and pants...

Okay, I have staved off some ducks, and the Amtrak phone lady is my new best friend.

Also, blasting "Rebel, Rebel" in your car is a good way to jack up your mood.

turkey cheeseburger delux and a major gripe/vent session is a good lunch.

and now, i just had an orange off my tree. that's what Cindy should be having

beth, you're absolutely right. I should be having an orange off your tree. My trees are all pine. I suppose I could have a glass of orange juice out of my fridge. It's not the same, but it's better than pine.

Has anyone ever taken Vitamin B supplements? I bought these: [link] the other day. I haven't started taking them yet. If they make the tummy oogy, I'm going to wait, because the headcold is enough, right now. But if not, I could probably use the vitamin C added in there.

I know, Cindy. I should've slapped Garrison Keillor for putting that old gag in "The Book of Guys" so that I might be reminded thereof.

Boys are gross, erika, even best selling ones. Snakes? Snails? Puppy dog tails? 'Nuff said.

I caught this cold from a boy, the very same boy who gave me a bone bruise on the bridge of my nose while he was pouncing me with his Pooh book.

grrrrr

People are testing my patience. I don't like it.

I took a B and C supplement for a while, and I actually thought it did help me, but then lost track of taking it.

If they make the tummy oogy, I'm going to wait, because the headcold is enough, right now.

It shouldn't, but it might make your pee orange.

That's me, Jesse. Except for my pre-natals, I've thrown away more vitamins than I've taken. I thought the B vitamins might help with the anxiety attacks. I am a vitamin C groupee, so I was glad to see it was included in the formula. I actually didn't mean to buy the iron enriched formula, because my iron is never, ever low.

It shouldn't, but it might make your pee orange.

Yeah, it said that. Well, it said bright yellow. I'm glad you told me about the orange. I would have freaked.

I could be mis-remembering the color. I'm going on reports from my mom.