It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Feb 16, 2005 6:31:59 pm PST #8381 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Tonight is the third night in a row I have had Valentines chocolate for dinner.

That's right, I have a bon bon problem.

Anyway, Project Runway was adorable and hysterical tonight and my Jay-love continues apace. Also The Daily Show is very much worth catching tonight for the Tim Hitler bit alone.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 6:35:57 pm PST #8382 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tonight is the third night in a row I have had Valentines chocolate for dinner.

Is there a new food pyramid out that I'm unaware of?

Emmett's sniggering out loud while reading a Calvin and Hobbes collection. I'm totally chuffed that I have sucessfully brainwashed him into liking stuff that I like. Okay, actually he got into Roald Dahl and The Marx Brothers on his own. But I like those too so it's good.


Jesse - Feb 16, 2005 6:39:55 pm PST #8383 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If there are any left at the store tomorrow, I'm totally buying myself a heart-shaped box of chocolates, and then I'm going to eat half of each one. Except the really good ones.

My parents were invited to a holiday party with instructions to bring a $15 gift for someone from 7 to 70, and they were going to bring a Calvin and Hobbes book. What could be better? (Except, I think at the last minute my mom decided she wanted to keep the book. Har.)


Lee - Feb 16, 2005 6:58:05 pm PST #8384 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, can you hope on AIM just for a second?


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 7:03:53 pm PST #8385 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

though I was able to label my bookmark, it did not call to remind me to listen. ITA!!!!

Get in line, woman.


Kristen - Feb 16, 2005 7:14:56 pm PST #8386 of 10002

Project Runway was adorable and hysterical tonight and my Jay-love continues apace.

Did you catch the popgurls reference?


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 7:17:46 pm PST #8387 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey -- minor injury question -- when you jam a digit, are you supposed to ice it? I never have, because they don't swell, but I feel I should do something.


Kristen - Feb 16, 2005 7:19:35 pm PST #8388 of 10002

Years of volleyball and I never iced a jammed finger. I just whined a lot.

Not much has changed since then I guess.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 7:21:43 pm PST #8389 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Good to know. I have the ice pack just sitting there, but it's all cold and stuff.


Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 7:22:51 pm PST #8390 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Get your mom to kiss it, and you're good.