Toe cleavage yay! Butt cleavage booo!*
* Unless it's a hot guy in loose housepants making me coffee and breakfast and therefore bending over a lot.
Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.
'Shindig'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2005 1:38:24 pm PST #8299 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ChiKat - Feb 16, 2005 1:40:26 pm PST #8300 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Unless it's a hot guy in loose housepants making me coffee and breakfast and therefore bending over a lot.
Heather just sent me to a happy place.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 1:41:14 pm PST #8301 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't mind butt cleavage on a well-selected butt. Heather and I may be in a minority here, but dammit, we're RIGHT.
-t - Feb 16, 2005 1:48:44 pm PST #8302 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Butt cleavage depends on the butt. I'm not entirely sure what toe cleavage is.
Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:49:34 pm PST #8303 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
When you're wearing pumps whose toescoop goes so low that you can see the bit of the foot where the toe-split begins.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 1:49:58 pm PST #8304 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Toe cleavage is when the shoe (like a pump) has such a long mouth you can see the toe cracks.
Daisy Jane - Feb 16, 2005 1:50:45 pm PST #8305 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I have these little 40's style brown shoes that give me toe cleavage, and some ballet flat that do the same. Just not so much that it looks like the front of your feet are going to come out of your shoes.
-t - Feb 16, 2005 1:52:48 pm PST #8306 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ah. Don't like toe cleavage on me, then, and unlikely to notice it on others.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 1:54:27 pm PST #8307 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think sandals get you a toe-cleavage pass, and I wear socks/stockings/tights with just about every other shoe. So it's a less visible issue. I don't really look at other people's feet, unless they're screaming at me (like toes hanging over the edges of the sandal - yeesh).
Theodosia - Feb 16, 2005 2:01:57 pm PST #8308 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
t takes a minute to form a mental picture/sound of screaming toes