Gusset!

That's a GREAT haircut for your face, Teppy.

Thank you! (The expression on my face in that picture is "For the love of God, WHY are you making me pose with a PIMP CUP?!?")

Teppy, that is a very nice haircut for you. Not cute (because I know you hate that word being applied to you), but very sassy.

Thank you! Sassy is good. I like sassy.

It makes me want to put black mascara and red lipstick on you, then go out carousing.

Yes, please! Now.

not everyone since clearly you attract/are drawn to stalkers

Dude. Slept with one stalker type, and he didn't get that way until after the nookie. Inaccurate assumption. Stalkers, on the other hand, find me quite keen.

My team doesn't report for spring training for another 21 hours and 6 minutes. And their first game is March 3. I hope most of the spring training games will be on the radio again this year. I miss Dave Niehaus.

Word, sara. Herding Buffistas? NSM.

No, I've actually done this. Mostly at the first F2F. I also had to split the herd and send them off to different restaurants. It was pretty much like a sheepdog trial.

I thought I was the judge of the Boss-Off!?!

Not bossy enough.

I totally would feed my friend candy coated crap if I thought that would cheer them up. However, I am also available for the Hard Truths discussion when I think they're ready. (aka, stealth bossy. Or, you know, manipulative to those people who don't think like CIA field officers yet use their powers for good.)

Tep? Very hot. Excellent haircut.

ok try this bon bon.

ok, so you are NOT drawn to slakers, they are drawn to you. How to avoid them and still meet new men? that is the quandry. perhaps you need a "No Stalkers" t-shirt.

It makes me want to put black mascara and red lipstick on you, then go out carousing.

Yes, please! Now.

Okay. Come to Seattle. We can go to the swanky bar that serves lavender martinis and pomegranate martinis. Did I mention that the head chef there looks strikingly like Johnny Depp?

Tep? Very hot. Excellent haircut.

I'm not totally pleased with it. It's acting a little too much like an all-one length bob. That may just be an issue of styling and product, though. (As in, maybe I ought to think about incorporating both into my grooming routine before I go out in public.)

I'm not totally pleased with it. It's acting a little too much like an all-one length bob.

It may not be the One True Teppy Haircut, however, you do look very delectable in that picture.

I'm not sure when my team reports for spring training. I'm pretty sure they will suck or blow, perhaps even both.