It makes me want to put black mascara and red lipstick on you, then go out carousing.

Yes, please! Now.

Okay. Come to Seattle. We can go to the swanky bar that serves lavender martinis and pomegranate martinis. Did I mention that the head chef there looks strikingly like Johnny Depp?

Tep? Very hot. Excellent haircut.

I'm not totally pleased with it. It's acting a little too much like an all-one length bob. That may just be an issue of styling and product, though. (As in, maybe I ought to think about incorporating both into my grooming routine before I go out in public.)

I'm not totally pleased with it. It's acting a little too much like an all-one length bob.

It may not be the One True Teppy Haircut, however, you do look very delectable in that picture.

I'm not sure when my team reports for spring training. I'm pretty sure they will suck or blow, perhaps even both.

Okay. Come to Seattle. We can go to the swanky bar that serves lavender martinis and pomegranate martinis. Did I mention that the head chef there looks strikingly like Johnny Depp?

Is *that* what he does there?

Huh. I thought he was decorative.

I'm not sure when my team reports for spring training. I'm pretty sure they will suck or blow, perhaps even both.

Yeah, your GM should never never never pick up the phone when Billy Beane calls to make a deal.

Did Hec just admit to Dirty Tricks? I'm shocked. Want to come with Tep and Jilli and carouse Seattle.

It may not be the One True Teppy Haircut, however, you do look very delectable in that picture.

Aww, that's sweet. (I'm less fond of the picture than I am of the haircut. But I feel the pimp cup adds a certain je ne sais quoi.)

It's acting a little too much like an all-one length bob. That may just be an issue of styling and product, though.

No, that's usually the fault of the haircut. Not enough layers in the bottom half.

Is *that* what he does there?

Huh. I thought he was decorative.

Nope. Decorative AND cooks.