Moooom, Kat's being a chantico pimp.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Feb 14, 2005 8:33:51 pm PST #7518 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:06 pm PST #7519 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
If I ever get married, I'm going to make sure ita is my maid of honor, in a ruffle turquoise sequin dress with pouffy sleeves and a butt bow the size of a Hummer.
And perhaps a large hat.
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:11 pm PST #7520 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dude, Bradley Cooper is good at the love scenes. Sorry, meara, he just is.
Lee - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:50 pm PST #7521 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Allyson, will you marry me?
Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:35:14 pm PST #7522 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
MOM! Allyson's trying to steal my Valentine.
Spin it any way you like, but we all know she offered her Valentiney services.
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:35:37 pm PST #7523 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I don't even like Starbucks, but the Chantico is sooooooooo good. Want another right now.
Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:10 pm PST #7524 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You're a year too late, Lee. Speaking of, isn't your anniversary in a week or so, Kat?
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:16 pm PST #7525 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
That's because she likes you more!!
howcome I don't score a dinner at the Ath?
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:21 pm PST #7526 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm going to make sure ita is my maid of honor, in a ruffle turquoise sequin dress with pouffy sleeves and a butt bow the size of a Hummer
Turquoise is a good choice to bring out the black eye I'll no doubt be sporting.
But I will look GOOD. Be warned.
Bradley's a bit of a sexy bitch.
Rio is a sexy about-to-wed bitch.
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:32 pm PST #7527 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
5 days. Can't count.