If I ever get married, I'm going to make sure ita is my maid of honor, in a ruffle turquoise sequin dress with pouffy sleeves and a butt bow the size of a Hummer.
And perhaps a large hat.
Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.
'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:06 pm PST #7519 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:11 pm PST #7520 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dude, Bradley Cooper is good at the love scenes. Sorry, meara, he just is.
Lee - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:50 pm PST #7521 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Allyson, will you marry me?
Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:35:14 pm PST #7522 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
MOM! Allyson's trying to steal my Valentine.
Spin it any way you like, but we all know she offered her Valentiney services.
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:35:37 pm PST #7523 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I don't even like Starbucks, but the Chantico is sooooooooo good. Want another right now.
Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:10 pm PST #7524 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You're a year too late, Lee. Speaking of, isn't your anniversary in a week or so, Kat?
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:16 pm PST #7525 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
That's because she likes you more!!
howcome I don't score a dinner at the Ath?
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:21 pm PST #7526 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm going to make sure ita is my maid of honor, in a ruffle turquoise sequin dress with pouffy sleeves and a butt bow the size of a Hummer
Turquoise is a good choice to bring out the black eye I'll no doubt be sporting.
But I will look GOOD. Be warned.
Bradley's a bit of a sexy bitch.
Rio is a sexy about-to-wed bitch.
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:32 pm PST #7527 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
5 days. Can't count.
Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:36:57 pm PST #7528 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Bradley's a bit of a sexy bitch.
Did you catch easy view?