I am tired of doing my school reading. Especially since the more I think about it, the less necessary it seems. For the grading, I mean -- it's good stuff to know, but I bet I don't use any of this stuff in papers. The upcoming reading, yeah, but I think I give up on the shit from the 1600s.
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Y cool!
Stephen Colbert has grown a beard! and is killing me with his take on the Gates.
Huh. I can fit my fist in my mouth. I thought there'd be no way in hell I could do it. But I had surgery that removed part of my upper jaw, which makes more room. Plus, I can pop my jaw out of joint to get my mouth open even wider.
Yay me!
Colbert? Magnifique!
I can pop my jaw out of joint to get my mouth open even wider.
Eww. Do you eat animals whole?
OK, with a little practice, I can get past the knuckles. That's what you people mean, right? I mean, how far can people really get their fists in their mouths?
Eww. Do you eat animals whole?
I wish. It'd be so cool if I could swallow prey larger than my head....
Oh, my God...might start feeling the Colbert-hotness. That...uh, might help a lot. But if I ever smooched Colbert, and he moved his eyebrows, I'd crack up and then mess up the smoochies...the Anchor faces kill me. But they are not hot.
It hurts to try and put your entire fist into your mouth.
I have TMJ and large hands. I should probably not even try if I want to be able to open my mouth more than a centimeter any time in the next month.
I am so doing a punked out version of the St. Joseph's heart song. It is the best song ever.
The St. Joseph's heart song belongs on the geek album in my head, along with the McGarrigles' song about salt ("Just a little atom of chlorine/Valence minus one/Swimming thru the sea, digging the scene/ Just having fun.... It's fun to ionize/Just a little atom of Cl/With an unfilled shell") and Lucy Kaplansky's father's song about pi.
I so am not putting my fist in my mouth.