Colbert? Magnifique!
I'm so sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time-Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you want to trade... no wait, I wouldn't give up that memory for anything.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JohnSweden - Feb 14, 2005 6:10:33 pm PST #7465 of 10002
I can't even.
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 6:11:02 pm PST #7466 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can pop my jaw out of joint to get my mouth open even wider.
Eww. Do you eat animals whole?
Jesse - Feb 14, 2005 6:11:34 pm PST #7467 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, with a little practice, I can get past the knuckles. That's what you people mean, right? I mean, how far can people really get their fists in their mouths?
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 6:12:40 pm PST #7468 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Eww. Do you eat animals whole?
I wish. It'd be so cool if I could swallow prey larger than my head....
erikaj - Feb 14, 2005 6:13:29 pm PST #7469 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Oh, my God...might start feeling the Colbert-hotness. That...uh, might help a lot. But if I ever smooched Colbert, and he moved his eyebrows, I'd crack up and then mess up the smoochies...the Anchor faces kill me. But they are not hot.
Susan W. - Feb 14, 2005 6:20:40 pm PST #7470 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
It hurts to try and put your entire fist into your mouth.
I have TMJ and large hands. I should probably not even try if I want to be able to open my mouth more than a centimeter any time in the next month.
Ginger - Feb 14, 2005 6:22:27 pm PST #7471 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am so doing a punked out version of the St. Joseph's heart song. It is the best song ever.
The St. Joseph's heart song belongs on the geek album in my head, along with the McGarrigles' song about salt ("Just a little atom of chlorine/Valence minus one/Swimming thru the sea, digging the scene/ Just having fun.... It's fun to ionize/Just a little atom of Cl/With an unfilled shell") and Lucy Kaplansky's father's song about pi.
I so am not putting my fist in my mouth.
quester - Feb 14, 2005 6:26:15 pm PST #7472 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
This is the wierdest guest Jon has ever had on.
Jesse - Feb 14, 2005 6:27:29 pm PST #7473 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This might be the weirdest guy ever to be on television.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 6:28:36 pm PST #7474 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This might be the weirdest guy ever to be on television.
Nah. That'd be Crispin Glover.