Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Feb 14, 2005 9:55:55 am PST #7296 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

awww.. sean has a girlfriend.


Jars - Feb 14, 2005 10:02:18 am PST #7297 of 10002

Sean, you sly dog you.

I'm voting the hockey little league for favourite Simpsons episode. "I'm full of chocolate!"


Alibelle - Feb 14, 2005 10:03:30 am PST #7298 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Can you use a smaller font to save paper?

No. It's a bunch of different links, that I then have to click on and print. It's very frustrating. I know that one day a tree is going to kill me, and I'm not even going to be upset, because it's only fair. I have to do stuff like this all the time. Worse is when I print out one sheet, and get my boss to mark it up with corrections, before I then print out a million sheets for everybody on the merge list, and she'll change her mind about what she wants in it after I've printed out a million copies. I really really wish she was more confident about doing stuff on the computer sometimes. I mean, I don't mind going out of my way, or helping her, or setting up her mailbox-- emptying the trash, starting an address book, etc., or showing her how to fix fonts in Word, and that sort of stuff, and she's honestly great to work for, but man. I have some horrible paper karma coming my way. I can feel it.


shrift - Feb 14, 2005 10:04:36 am PST #7299 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Christ in a rowboat, Word just crashed.

We are so having the same day. Except mine was a database, and I was in the middle of a complicated file transfer. And the new code they implemented last week on one of our websites doesn't display in IE, and they only told us after we said WTF?! Oh, and if I don't keep a sharp eye on the file server, it's probably going to crash sometime soon, and my boss is in Chicago all week.

I need alcohol. Or a rifle. Or maybe a convenient coma.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 10:06:15 am PST #7300 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I need alcohol. Or a rifle. Or maybe a convenient coma.

Either of the first two, if applied carefully, can result in the third.


Fred Pete - Feb 14, 2005 10:07:14 am PST #7301 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

(Oops. Deleted for spoilitude.)


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 10:08:25 am PST #7302 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I need alcohol. Or a rifle. Or maybe a convenient coma.

I know what will make you feel better. You could sing. Sing a song. You could sing it loud and sing it strong.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 10:10:06 am PST #7303 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Remember to sing of good things, not bad.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 10:10:32 am PST #7304 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sun will come out tomorrow.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2005 10:10:57 am PST #7305 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's been there for weeks. You've just noticed it now?

Apparantly I have not scrolled beneath the text box for a while. Economy of movement, doncha know.