Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 14, 2005 10:04:36 am PST #7299 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Christ in a rowboat, Word just crashed.

We are so having the same day. Except mine was a database, and I was in the middle of a complicated file transfer. And the new code they implemented last week on one of our websites doesn't display in IE, and they only told us after we said WTF?! Oh, and if I don't keep a sharp eye on the file server, it's probably going to crash sometime soon, and my boss is in Chicago all week.

I need alcohol. Or a rifle. Or maybe a convenient coma.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 10:06:15 am PST #7300 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I need alcohol. Or a rifle. Or maybe a convenient coma.

Either of the first two, if applied carefully, can result in the third.


Fred Pete - Feb 14, 2005 10:07:14 am PST #7301 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

(Oops. Deleted for spoilitude.)


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 10:08:25 am PST #7302 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I need alcohol. Or a rifle. Or maybe a convenient coma.

I know what will make you feel better. You could sing. Sing a song. You could sing it loud and sing it strong.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 10:10:06 am PST #7303 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Remember to sing of good things, not bad.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 10:10:32 am PST #7304 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sun will come out tomorrow.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2005 10:10:57 am PST #7305 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's been there for weeks. You've just noticed it now?

Apparantly I have not scrolled beneath the text box for a while. Economy of movement, doncha know.


DXMachina - Feb 14, 2005 10:11:03 am PST #7306 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Because it's a small world after all.


JZ - Feb 14, 2005 10:11:34 am PST #7307 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I hate all of you.

::cries::

::stabs self in eardrum::


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 10:11:48 am PST #7308 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because it's a small world after all.

But money makes the world go around. So you might want to stop the world and get off. Or else melt.