the hostess sort of pulled me aside and said, "you know, hon, he really should've done a better job of planning." Umm, hello? Entire universe not about stupid couple-behavior guilt?

Did You talk to the manager? It is not the hostesses job to scold you. Ever. or make assumptions.

No not this year, couple years ago.

::weeps::

Awww, thanks, Gud.

Every year, I get a Djibouti Day card from a friend. Cracks me up every time.

I want a pretty boy to send me pretty flowers and tell me I'm pretty.

Hell, who needs V-Day? Those years when I was single in my 30s, I wanted this ALL THE TIME.

Hey grammar-types: Did any of you see the Chicago Tribune Magazine article on grammar this weekend? Worth a quick read.

Dear Buffistas:

Hearts are red,
veins are blue,
I choo-choo-choose
all of you.

XOXOXOXOXO,
Teppy

t apologies to the Simpsons, particularly Ralph Wiggum

wrod. Allyson,I'm not sure if this will help, but whenever I feel like a loser about not having an SO thinking it's cause I'm hideous or my personality sucks, I always think of you. Because I think "Allyson is smart and a babe. Feisty, too And she doesn't have one...maybe it's not easy." And ita hasn't found the right man to kick her in the head yet.

Every year, I get a Djibouti Day card from a friend. Cracks me up every time.

Well, it's Djibouti.

Hearts are red,
veins are blue,
I choo-choo-choose
all of you.

Awww.... best "[X] are red" poem evah!