You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 14, 2005 8:30:30 am PST #7188 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got chocolates from David! That was nice.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 14, 2005 8:30:32 am PST #7189 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh well. I'll just have to be sure to not forget to send the Shark Week cards....

And don't forget Yak Shaving Day.


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 8:31:08 am PST #7190 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I want a pretty boy to send me pretty flowers and tell me I'm pretty. I believe the hype.

Well, I'm not pretty, but I've seen pictures and you are pretty and funny and a lot of fun to have around here. I didn't send any flowers though, my wife probably wouldn't approve.


beth b - Feb 14, 2005 8:32:04 am PST #7191 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the hostess sort of pulled me aside and said, "you know, hon, he really should've done a better job of planning." Umm, hello? Entire universe not about stupid couple-behavior guilt?

Did You talk to the manager? It is not the hostesses job to scold you. Ever. or make assumptions.


§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 8:33:30 am PST #7192 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No not this year, couple years ago.

::weeps::


Allyson - Feb 14, 2005 8:33:48 am PST #7193 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Awww, thanks, Gud.


sarameg - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:12 am PST #7194 of 10002

Every year, I get a Djibouti Day card from a friend. Cracks me up every time.


Scrappy - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:16 am PST #7195 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I want a pretty boy to send me pretty flowers and tell me I'm pretty.

Hell, who needs V-Day? Those years when I was single in my 30s, I wanted this ALL THE TIME.


Kat - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:30 am PST #7196 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hey grammar-types: Did any of you see the Chicago Tribune Magazine article on grammar this weekend? Worth a quick read.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2005 8:34:55 am PST #7197 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dear Buffistas:

Hearts are red,
veins are blue,
I choo-choo-choose
all of you.

XOXOXOXOXO,
Teppy

t apologies to the Simpsons, particularly Ralph Wiggum