SNERF! Funniest. Thing. EVER!
Yes. I loved the additions you made to the existing text, and was going to email you with my laughter.
Batman wants YOU to have a HoYay (un)Birthday!
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2005 8:16:49 am PST #7173 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 8:16:58 am PST #7174 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are people who aren't specifically celebrating Valentine's Day early supposed to avoid eating out for the entire weekend beforehand? Perhaps they should remain indoors with windows shuttered so as to avoid spoiling the mood of the holiday week?
I took myself out to a nice crab leg dinner on Saturday - not too much of the VTD vibe then. Tonight I'm having dinner with a friend - we're ordering out to avoid the throngs of couples in all the restaurants....
bicyclops - Feb 14, 2005 8:16:58 am PST #7175 of 10002
No V Day celebration here as DW is out of town through tomorrow night.
Word not giving me fits at the moment, but Excel is. Every time I type IHS (Intensity Hue Saturation), Excel changes it to HIS. Cause that's what it knows I MEANT to type.
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 8:17:34 am PST #7176 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I sent you one, didn't I?
This year? Chocolate? Score!
Um, no, I haven't received anything.
I kinda talked trash about a key member in my 9am meeting who didn't make it to the meeting, despite being here.
Turns out his mother broke her hip, and he'd just found out. Oopsie.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 8:18:24 am PST #7177 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Every time I type IHS (Intensity Hue Saturation), Excel changes it to HIS. cause that's what it knows I MEANT to type.
I think you can turn that feature off. But I'm not in the mood to navigate Excell menus to find out for sure.
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2005 8:18:29 am PST #7178 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Word not giving me fits at the moment, but Excel is. Every time I type IHS (Intensity Hue Saturation), Excel changes it to HIS. Cause that's what it knows I MEANT to type.
This is why I do most of my word processing in Quark, even though you're not "supposed" to. No problems with auto-correction.
Jesse - Feb 14, 2005 8:21:00 am PST #7179 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Turning off the auto-correction is not hard.
Fred Pete - Feb 14, 2005 8:21:39 am PST #7180 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
(1) When exactly was the vote that determined it was men's sole responsibility to plan Valentine's Day festivities? I missed it.
In some families, it's a man's responsibility kind of by definition.
Scrappy - Feb 14, 2005 8:22:19 am PST #7181 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
We always made a big deal out of V-day when I was growing up, but it was more an excuse to exchange goofy cards with family members and eat chocolate. Kind of an "I love you and am glad to have you in my life" day. I always send cards to family and friends who are far away and that's who I get them from, too. I think it CAN be a couples thing, but I wasn't brought up that way, and am glad about that.
I bought a box of cheapo "Hello Kitty" cards and asked the weekend shift to make sure everyone had one on their desk when they got in this morning.
Susan W. - Feb 14, 2005 8:23:37 am PST #7182 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Turning off the auto-correction is not hard.
It shouldn't be. But for some reason Word still kept "fixing" my em-dashes and ellipses after I thought I'd turned off the auto-corrects in question. Actually correcting the problem required finding some additional menu that DH led me to. I hope I can find it again next time I'm setting up a manuscript.