Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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sarameg - Feb 14, 2005 6:57:45 am PST #7091 of 10002

My school did the carnation-o-gram bit. The tacky bouquet was from an actual florist (or grocery store, I don't recall) and was because I'd been bitching about how much I hated the carnation deal after I'd gotten forced into selling them. I suspect I'd been ranting about it for weeks. So my dear, dear friends decided to torment me more.


bon bon - Feb 14, 2005 6:59:17 am PST #7092 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Today is two years with Bob. Our first date was on V-Day (a bad idea at the time, but makes things awfully efficient now) and his birthday is tomorrow. So I only have to buy one annibirthentines day gift, but I think Bob is getting an iPod.


§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 7:01:19 am PST #7093 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I only have to buy one annibirthentines day gift

That's just like having a kid near Christmas and combining presents. AKA mean. Buy him three things! I insist upon it.


sarameg - Feb 14, 2005 7:01:48 am PST #7094 of 10002

That is quite efficient!

Which reminds me, I have to go wish someone happy birthday...


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 7:04:06 am PST #7095 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I don't know what our HS did. I never had a girlfriend in HS (lots of asking out, lots of rejection), so the issue never came up.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:09:29 am PST #7096 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I asked out maybe three or four girls in HS, none of whom went out with me. But a girl asked me out, and we ended going out together for a year and a half. She originally asked me out to make her boyfriend jealous.

Ahh, high school romance....


bon bon - Feb 14, 2005 7:09:42 am PST #7097 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's just like having a kid near Christmas and combining presents. AKA mean. Buy him three things! I insist upon it.

Well, then, he'll get three thirds of an iPod.

Actually, I'm sure we'll have dinner and I'll also get him a book or something. I think you can get away with one extravagant gift rather than three littler ones.


amych - Feb 14, 2005 7:12:50 am PST #7098 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

but is it a diamond iPod?


Lilty Cash - Feb 14, 2005 7:13:10 am PST #7099 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I think an iPod could heal any mega-gifting wounds. Of course, I love mine so much I'm half-convinced it could heal flesh wounds too.


Betsy HP - Feb 14, 2005 7:19:29 am PST #7100 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

My engagement was an aquamarine, which is the same stone as an emerald.

It chipped under the setting. One the one hand, the setting was probably too tight, but on the other aquamarines are chippable.