I only have to buy one annibirthentines day gift
That's just like having a kid near Christmas and combining presents. AKA mean. Buy him three things! I insist upon it.
Cacophony. That's pretty. What's it mean?
Harmony ,'Underneath'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 7:01:19 am PST #7093 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Feb 14, 2005 7:01:48 am PST #7094 of 10002
That is quite efficient!
Which reminds me, I have to go wish someone happy birthday...
Gudanov - Feb 14, 2005 7:04:06 am PST #7095 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I don't know what our HS did. I never had a girlfriend in HS (lots of asking out, lots of rejection), so the issue never came up.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:09:29 am PST #7096 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I asked out maybe three or four girls in HS, none of whom went out with me. But a girl asked me out, and we ended going out together for a year and a half. She originally asked me out to make her boyfriend jealous.
Ahh, high school romance....
bon bon - Feb 14, 2005 7:09:42 am PST #7097 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's just like having a kid near Christmas and combining presents. AKA mean. Buy him three things! I insist upon it.
Well, then, he'll get three thirds of an iPod.
Actually, I'm sure we'll have dinner and I'll also get him a book or something. I think you can get away with one extravagant gift rather than three littler ones.
amych - Feb 14, 2005 7:12:50 am PST #7098 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
but is it a diamond iPod?
Lilty Cash - Feb 14, 2005 7:13:10 am PST #7099 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I think an iPod could heal any mega-gifting wounds. Of course, I love mine so much I'm half-convinced it could heal flesh wounds too.
Betsy HP - Feb 14, 2005 7:19:29 am PST #7100 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
My engagement was an aquamarine, which is the same stone as an emerald.
It chipped under the setting. One the one hand, the setting was probably too tight, but on the other aquamarines are chippable.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2005 7:22:29 am PST #7101 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Say you were looking at engagement rings for the hell of it (not for serious) and didn't want to contribute to the de Beers monopoly-- something precious and hard?
I love my sapphire engagement ring. And, we eloped but still got an engagement ring! But we were weird and got engaged and then ran off and got married. Kind of did everything half-assed.
We also just ran out of Kashi intnat oatmeal, but we made steel cut oatmeal in the slow cooker last night so I had a big ole bowl of that this morning.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 14, 2005 7:25:47 am PST #7102 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Completely unrelated is the Valentine's Day Massacre. A famous Chicago gangster killing that occurred on Valentine's Day, 1929.
...the night Chicago diiiiiied!
Sorry, but if I get stuck with the earworm, so do you all.