Timelies! I just opened my last packet of Kashi instant oatmeal, which is a saddening thing. I foresee a grocery expedition in my future.
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Feb 14, 2005 1:47:26 am PST #7034 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 2:19:20 am PST #7035 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Timelies!
Happy Valentine's Day for those who have 'em. Sooper Seekrit non-Valentine Handshake for those of us who don't....
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 3:11:55 am PST #7036 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did I mention that the Sooper Seekrit non-Valentine Handshake includes a butt pat for those that wants 'em?
Lee - Feb 14, 2005 3:31:36 am PST #7037 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'll take the handshake, and the butt pat, Tommy. Have fun getting to the train.
For the record, this pre-dawn stuff, sucks ass.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 14, 2005 3:35:05 am PST #7038 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I'll take the butt-pat!
I did bring in Hellow Kitty Valentine bags ' candy to work.
In other news, sometimes cow-orkers drive me crazy.
This young woman was brought in (she is very nice) to be between me and the "Program Manager". She is the "Program Coordinator" I am the "Program Assistant". So, everything I used to do on my own, she now tells me to do. Which is her job. Which is fine. But it is not saving any work sometimes. I have to order buses for field trips. In order to do this, I need the date, time, destination, address of destination, and how many students. I used to just figure this all out myself. Not hard.
So she asks me to order field trips and gives me an excel spreadsheet of what to order. Without addresses, times, or how many students, or in some cases, dates. So now I have to look that shit up. Also, alot of the destinations are abbrieviated. GRRRR
Tom Scola - Feb 14, 2005 4:02:19 am PST #7039 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Oh dear Lord, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time:
One does not simply skank into Mordor...
beth b - Feb 14, 2005 4:12:39 am PST #7040 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Love to all my Buffistas
Topic!Cindy - Feb 14, 2005 4:28:46 am PST #7041 of 10002
What is even happening?
Sophia, can you ask her to modify the spreadsheets, so that they include that information. Maybe the process can be changed, such that the necessary information is required in the request or notification process?
Nilly - Feb 14, 2005 4:34:18 am PST #7042 of 10002
Swouncing
UnAmerican in search of hivemind wisdom (also known as "more fun than Google, due to the added amount of snark): what's the story behind February 14th becoming the national bring-cards-and-flowers-to-SO day? Was "Valentine" some historic/christian figure?
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 4:36:39 am PST #7043 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Butt-pats all around!
Apple store employee gossip about celebrities' behavior in the stores.
Melanie Griffith threw a tantrum when she was unable to buy a pink iPod mini early last year, according to the sales associate who tried to serve her.
The associate, who asked to remain anonymous, said Griffith came right up to him and "pretty much demanded" a pink iPod mini. The mini was in short supply, and the associate told her there were none in stock.
"She then proceeded to get pissed off at me personally because we didn't have any in stock," the associate said. "She said we have a special stock of iPods for people like her.... I hadn't seen any celebrities there up until then, so at first I was like, 'Oh wow, cool, Melanie Griffith.' But then she opened her mouth and used me as a doormat, and I was like, 'What the fuck is this shit? Milk Money sucked.'"
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The Daily Show's Jon Stewart "finds what he wants, smiles and leaves."